Forum Game Caption Contest # 23 VS Pelicans

[Chris Craig]

Post a caption for the above picture before tip-off (because I am late getting the contest up it will be open till the end of the game) The captions with the most likes will get placed into a poll to select the winner. Each caption is worth an initial 2 points, an additional point should it make the poll and 2 more should it win. Only your first caption will count, even if additional captions you post get more likes. Feel free to post additional captions for fun. Please consider the length of your captions. Longer captions may not fit completely in the poll, and may be slimmed down, with consideration to the message your caption conveys. If you have questions or problems regarding your points or this contest feel free to pm me.

 

[dviss1]

Breaking News: Demarcus Cousins is the next star to be accused of sexual assault.

 

[Chris Craig]

Cousin teaches Nurkic how to flop for reals

 

[barfo]

I don't know what more you want, Nurk. I'm literally bending over backwards for you.

barfo

 

[trailblazer18]

"Cousins has entered the Nurkmatrix."

 

[riverman]

I ain't catchin' no Nurk fever...sheeeiiiit! That was one nasty fart!

 

[Shaboid]

The limbo technique from Cousins fails again!

 

[RickyJoe]

Hey mom, watch this flop!

 

[Optimistic Bob]

Nurk forcefield powers ...... ACTIVATE !!!

 

[Chris Craig]

The power of Nurk compells you

 

[theprunetang]

"On a slow news day, we take you to Portland, Oregon, where former NCAA player, Lamar Hurd takes in a random basketball game".

 

[SIeepwalker]

Flopping contest !!

 

[e_blazer]

And the Academy Award for best supporting actor, flop edition, goes to....

 

[BoomChakaLaka]

Hipster

 

[stampedehero]

With his amazing martial arts skills, Nurk wastes the opposition with a finger tap to the skull.

 

[Chris Craig]

Nurk demonstrates den mak

 

[Chris Craig]

The winner of caption contest #23 is @Optimistic Bob

Updated Standings

@barfo - 66
@e_blazer - 60
@SIeepwalker - 59
@theprunetang - 53
@stampedehero - 42
@dviss1 - 42
@andalusian - 30
@Sedatedfork - 29
@riverman - 28
@ripcityboy - 19
@Optimistic Bob - 17
@trailblazer18 - 12
@noknobs - 10
@gatorpops - 10
@RickyJoe - 9
@TBpup - 9
@rotary111 - 9
@Orion Bailey - 8
@Shaboid - 8
@Further - 6
@kjironman1 - 6
@PtldPlatypus - 5
@GriLtCheeZ - 5
@Darkwebs - 5
@BoomChakaLaka - 4
@bodyman5000 and 1 - 4
@Jade Falcon - 3
@Sinobas - 3
@rasheedfan2005 -3
@Strenuus - 3
@SheedSoNasty - 2
@Mediocre Man - 2
@BoBoBREWSKI - 2
@tlongII - 2
@BLAZINGGIANTS - 2
@Jon - 2

 

[Chris Craig]

Poll is up

 

[Chris Craig]

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