Forum Game Caption Contest #30 @ KingsKings

[Chris Craig]

Rules: I post a picture. Everyone gets a chance to post a caption. The captions with the most likes will get placed into a poll to select a winner. Each caption gets 2 points automatically, an additional point if it makes the poll, and two more should it win.

 

[Chris Craig]

I thought this picture was funny. I almost went ahead and posted it as the caption contest picture. Thought I'd share it.

 

[e_blazer]

"Cousins tries using his laser vision superpower to ignite Gary Zielinski."

 

[Orion Bailey]

Ref: "Back off DMC, you aren't Superman with laser burning vision...."

 

[riverman]

I won't play until he's out of the arena...you done talkin' yet?

 

[BBert]

Nuh-ungh, gurl. Oh no you di'nt

 

[Chris Craig]

Ref: "Wait, are you sure your name isn't Rasheed Wallace?"

 

[theprunetang]

DMC ponders what kind of position a 59 would be after seeing the refs uniform.

 

[Jon]

ref: "and then i had your mom like this...."

 

[Sedatedfork]

Ref: "Back off DMC, you aren't Superman with laser burning vision...."

Hah, I basically just said the same thing before I read this. So I deleted mine.

 

[Sedatedfork]

DMC: "It ain't me Ref, Sacramento always smells like this."

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Ref: "You can't hurry love.."

Cousins: "Huh?"

Ref: "No, you just have to wait"

Cousins: "What?"

Ref: "She said love don't come easy"

Cousin: "Come easy?"

Ref: "It's a game of give and take"

 

[Dougnsalem]

You haven't heard yet??? They're sending you to....

 

[rotary111]

Cousins looking the ref up and down. "Mmmm, Mmmm, I need to get me some of that!

 

[Dougnsalem]

ref: "and then i had your mom like this...."

I know it's before the poll and all, but I have to say, I found this to be exceptionally funny. Must be the yo momma joke slant on it....

 

[Dougnsalem]

Sorry- I had to do another....

Huh? Alaska is getting an expansion team??? They can't send me there!....

 

[barfo]

No, man, I'm all done playing patty cake with you.

barfo

 

[PDXFonz]

What the *bleep* is Enstarz?!?

 

[BlazerWookee]

Last time I saw a head shaped like that, I peed out of it!

 

[riverman]

I tried that Tai Chi shit....didn't take.......(off the record...had to add one)

 

[riverman]

One of the best caption games ever CC!

 

[Dougnsalem]

One of the best caption games ever CC!

Oh hell yeah! And I'm not even drunk yet....

Enstarz..... Lmao....

 

[Chris Craig]

Cousins: "What do you mean a foul?"

Ref: "Just preparing you for when you get traded to Portland."

 

[Shaboid]

Ref: "Yes, that was a technical foul."

 

[jonnyboy]

Ref: So I kicked the first guy's ass, then I turned to his buddies and I'm all like "who wants a knuckle sandwich?"

DMC: Knuckle sandwich?

 

[selloutking]

mmmm, boy, I'm gunna butta yo bread

 

[Orion Bailey]

Hah, I basically just said the same thing before I read this. So I deleted mine.

Well I think your second option is way better. Even though it stinks!

 

[Orion Bailey]

Cousins: "What do you mean a foul?"

Ref: "Just preparing you for when you get traded to Portland."

Ouch man. That kinda hurts.

 

[ripcityboy]

Boogie: You know a way I can get my ass out of Sacramento?

Ref: You tried the cafeteria at the local bus terminal?

Boogie: You lame brain. I ain't taking no bus!

Ref: Who said anything about traveling?

 

[Jon]

ref: technical foul on cousins

cousins: oh no you di'int

ref: nevermind. no technical.