Forum Game Caption Contest #4 VS Pelicans

[Chris Craig]

Post a caption for the above picture before tip-off. Captions with the most likes will be placed into a poll to select the winner. You will receive 2 points for your caption, an extra point should it get placed in the poll, and 2 additional points should it win. That's 5 maximum points for each caption contest. There will be four bonus contests later in the season where you can bet the points you've acquired to try and win more. Good luck and welcome back!

I will play along for fun.

 

[andalusian]

This is how you blow air in his ear. Not from down there!

 

[trailblazer18]

Dame: "Hey AD, demand a trade to my team, and when you do it, scream like this!"

 

[Sedatedfork]

Dame, we offer you this severed head as a peace offering. Please don’t go Lillard Time.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

"Throw your hands in the air, like you just don't care... about defense."

 

[Chris Craig]

Anthony Davis is caught in awe of Damian Lillard

 

[SIeepwalker]

Guy bottom right: "That's it... I finally found it... The heavenly fart !"

 

[dviss1]

Brow: If I fart hard enough, maybe he'll miss!!!
Dame: Damn Bruh... What is that smell!?!?
Asik: OMG I'm gonna puke...

 

[e_blazer]

Davis tries the "blow on your opponent when he's scorching you" defense.

 

[theprunetang]

Asik- Hey guys! I'm still in the league! I'm an NBA player guys!

 

[Denny Crane]

Dame: This is how we do it.

 

[Shaboid]

Anthony Davis with his best Lance Stephenson impersonation.

 

[rotary111]

Dame "Hey AD, if I make this shot you have to come to Rip Cityyyyyyyyy!!"

 

[stampedehero]

After eating beans all day, Davis realizes his great farting skills are a team bonus as he can defend two men at once.

 

[Chris Craig]

poll is up

 

[Chris Craig]

The winner of caption contest #4 is @dviss1

Updated Standings

@theprunetang - 13

@SlyPokerDog - 11

@SIeepwalker - 11

@Barfo - 11

@e_blazer - 10

@Sedatedfork - 9

@trailblazer18 - 7

@Further - 6http://www.sportstwo.com/members/21412/

@ripcityboy - 6
http://www.sportstwo.com/members/21412/
@dviss1 - 5

@PtldPlatypus - 5

@Orion Bailey - 4

@stampedehero - 4

@bodyman5000 and 1 - 4

@gatorpops - 4

@rotary111 - 4

@BoomChakaLaka - 3

@Sinobas - 3

@rasheedfan2005 - 3

@andalusian - 3

@Denny Crane - 3

@SheedSoNasty - 2

@Mediocre Man - 2

@BoBoBREWSKI - 2

@noknobs - 2

@tlongII - 2

@Darkwebs -2

@Blazing Giants - 2

 

[dviss1]

Oh, I just went from last to the top 10! I'm comin' for y'all!!!

 

[e_blazer]

Oh, I just went from last to the top 10! I'm comin' for y'all!!!

How does dviss1 win with this in a caption contest?

"Brow: If I fart hard enough, maybe he'll miss!!!
Dame: Damn Bruh... What is that smell!?!?
Asik: OMG I'm gonna puke..."

That's not a caption, it's a theatrical script.

 

[dviss1]

How does dviss1 win with this in a caption contest?

"Brow: If I fart hard enough, maybe he'll miss!!!
Dame: Damn Bruh... What is that smell!?!?
Asik: OMG I'm gonna puke..."

That's not a caption, it's a theatrical script.

Don't hate the player!

 

[e_blazer]

Don't hate the player!

Hate? I didn't say that it's a shitty theatrical script.

 

[Chris Craig]

Don't hate the player!

Don't hate the game either