Forum Game Caption Contest #5 VS Clippers

[Chris Craig]

Post a caption for the above picture before tipoff. You recieve 2 points for the caption, 1 additional point should it make the poll, and 2 more points should it win.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

There is no right way or arm to stop Lillard!

 

[ripcityboy]

"Damian Lillard... who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side. Damian Lillard... headed for the Pacific."

 

[Shaboid]

Damian Lillard parts the Red (hair) Sea

 

[theprunetang]

Damian: "Kendall Jenner tastes like fruitloops".

 

[andalusian]

You put your hand up like this and make vroom vroom noise and people think you are an airplane. Are you listening to me Damian? Damian?

 

[barfo]

I'm sorry, you must be this tall to dunk on me. But I will give you a hand job instead.

barfo

 

[trailblazer18]

Blake: "Look to my distracting right hand, while I punch your nutz with my left."

 

[Sedatedfork]

Dame: This defense is all-star game worthy

 

[stampedehero]

Once again Griffin is attempting to grab another players"____________".

 

[stampedehero]

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Post a caption for the above picture before tipoff. You recieve 2 points for the caption, 1 additional point should it make the poll, and 2 more points should it win.

>Chris Craig is a melon sculpting genius.

 

[SIeepwalker]

Dame: "ugh, Kendall give better handjobs than you"

 

[e_blazer]

Hey, Dame. Does this stance make my ass look big?

 

[dviss1]

I put my hand up on your hip. When you dip, I dip, we dip!

 

[Chris Craig]

I put my hand up on your hip. When you dip, I dip, we dip!

How many times must that caption be used?

 

[dviss1]

How many times must that caption be used?

It does fit.

 

[Orion Bailey]

I dont brake for Blake! Puuullleeease!

 

[Strenuus]

OUT OF MY WAY! I'M A FISH AND I SEE THE BEER VENDOR!

 

[Chris Craig]

Blake Griffin attempts low blow on Lillard, forgets Dame has balls of steel

 

[dviss1]

I caught a fish! It was thiiiiiiis big!

 

[Chris Craig]

poll is up

 

[Chris Craig]

The winner of caption contest #5 is @theprunetang

Updated Standings

@theprunetang - 18

@SIeepwalker - 14

@barfo - 14

@SlyPokerDog - 13

@e_blazer - 12

@Sedatedfork - 9

@trailblazer18 - 9

@ripcityboy - 9

@dviss1 - 8

@stampedehero - 7

@Further - 6
@Orion Bailey - 6

@andalusian - 6

@PtldPlatypus - 5

@bodyman5000 and 1 - 4

@gatorpops - 4

@rotary111 - 4

@BoomChakaLaka - 3

@Sinobas - 3

@rasheedfan2005 - 3

@Strenuus - 3

@Denny Crane - 3

@SheedSoNasty - 2

@Mediocre Man - 2

@BoBoBREWSKI - 2

@noknobs - 2

@tlongII - 2

@Darkwebs -2

@BLAZINGGIANTS - 2

@Shaboid -2