Forum Game Caption Contest #53 @ Celtics

[Chris Craig]

Post a caption for the above pic. Each caption will receive an initial 2 points, an extra point should it make the poll, and 2 additional points should it win, for a total of 5 possible points. Only your first caption will count towards points. Additional captions may be posted for fun. Please consider the length of your captions, as longer captions may not fit in the poll, and may be subject to being shortened or cut off. If you have any questions about the caption contest or your standing score you can feel free to PM me.

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[theprunetang]

"Of course I'm looking forward to game. I get $213,414 per game. I'm good bruh."

 

[stampedehero]

Turner needs a decent beard cause his elf beard sucks.

 

[barfo]

Sorry, I didn't hear the question... my ears are very tiny, you know.

barfo

 

[trailblazer18]

Turner: "yo guys, look at all this money I stole."

 

[Orion Bailey]

Yeah. That’s right... I hired a guy to drive a dump truck into my pool. Needed a distraction from my shitty playing.

 

[andalusian]

They said, here is the money truck. What was I to say, no?

 

[e_blazer]

Yeah, man, I liked playing for the Celtics, but now I REALLY like playing for the money.

 

[Optimistic Bob]

Ok, I'll put up a double double if you bring me a double double from In n Out. Make it two

 

[Chris Craig]

Poll is up

 

[Chris Craig]

The winner of Caption Contest #53 is @stampedehero

Updated Standings

@dviss1 - 195
@barfo - 166
@e_blazer - 165
@Optimistic Bob - 148
@riverman - 114
@stampedehero - 113
@theprunetang - 85
@SIeepwalker - 70
@andalusian - 69
@Orion Bailey - 63
@trailblazer18 - 61
@ripcityboy - 50
@Sedatedfork - 32
@gatorpops - 27
@Shaboid - 23
@Jon - 22
@Darkwebs - 19
@rotary111 - 18
@PtldPlatypus - 18
@TBpup - 15
@noknobs - 13
@RickyJoe - 12
@BoomChakaLaka -10
@tlongII - 10
@Further - 9
@kjironman1 - 9
@GriLtCheeZ - 8
@bodyman5000 and 1 - 7
@Jade Falcon - 6
@Sinobas - 6
@rasheedfan2005 -6
@Strenuus - 6
@SheedSoNasty - 5
@Mediocre Man - 5
@BoBoBREWSKI - 5
@BLAZINGGIANTS - 5
@LayneStaley - 3
@Propagandist - 3
@The Organization -3
@bulls_with_booz - 3

 

[e_blazer]

Voting turnout is a bit anemic these days.

I blame it on Trump.

Or Obama.

Maybe Bush?