Forum Game Caption Contest #9 VS Lakers

[Chris Craig]

Post a caption for the above picture before tip-off. Each caption will get 2 initial points, 1 extra point should it make the poll, and 2 additional points should it win. If you post more than one caption only the first will count towards your points, even if your other one(s) get more likes. Also please consider how long your caption is. I don't want to cramp your inventiveness, but longer captions may not fit completely in the poll.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

"See that garbage can I'm pointing to, that's where our offense went."

 

[kjironman1]

"You can just go right on in the locker room if you can't beat this Ball kid."

 

[e_blazer]

Olshey tried to get you some help, but this mess is what we're stuck with for now.

 

[SIeepwalker]

"I want at least 5 contested 30 footers this game, Dame"

 

[trailblazer18]

Stotts: "So Dame, down on this end is where we play what we call defense."

 

[stampedehero]

See that door over there. It's the locker room. If you don't want to play Defense, go there.

 

[dviss1]

Stotts: Hey Dame, how do you stop an Los Angeles Lakers fan from beating his wife?
Dame: Easy coach, dress her in Boston Green and White!

 

[barfo]

Get out there and grab Ball's balls, we need a picture for the next caption contest!

barfo

 

[theprunetang]

Post a caption for the above picture before tip-off. Each caption will get 2 initial points, 1 extra point should it make the poll, and 2 additional points should it win. If you post more than one caption only the first will count towards your points, even if your other one(s) get more likes. Also please consider how long your caption is. I don't want to cramp your inventiveness, but longer captions may not fit completely in the poll.

Stotts - Dame, you see over there?! Do you know what that is? Those are the fans Damian. The fans. Do not lose to the Lakers in front of those fans Damian!

 

[Chris Craig]

Stotts: you see yhat chair over there. It has your name on it. Shoot another one of those 40footers I dare you.

 

[SIeepwalker]

Stotts: you see yhat chair over there. It has your name on it. Shoot another one of those 40footers I dare you.

We all WISH stotts would say that.

 

[Chris Craig]

Poll is up

 

[SIeepwalker]

Get out there and grab Ball's balls, we need a picture for the next caption contest!

barfo

Quality caption right here !

 

[stampedehero]

Stotts: you see yhat chair over there. It has your name on it. Shoot another one of those 40footers I dare you.

The old dude (perhaps Dick Bavota-sp) looks like he finally expelled gas.

 

[Chris Craig]

The winner of caption contest #9 is @barfo

Updated Standings
http://www.sportstwo.com/members/28970/
@barfo - 28

@SIeepwalker - 27

@theprunetang - 27

@e_blazer - 2o

@SlyPokerDog - 19

@dviss1 - 19

@Sedatedfork - 17

@trailblazer18 - 17

@stampedehero - 16

@Orion Bailey - 15

@ripcityboy - 12

@andalusian - 12

@Further - 6

@kjironman1 - 6

@PtldPlatypus - 5

@GriLtcheeZ - 5

@Shaboid -5

@bodyman5000 and 1 - 4

@gatorpops - 4

@rotary111 - 4

@BoomChakaLaka - 3

@Sinobas - 3

@rasheedfan2005 - 3

@Strenuus - 3

@Denny Crane - 3

@SheedSoNasty - 2

@Mediocre Man - 2

@BoBoBREWSKI - 2

@noknobs - 2

@tlongII - 2

@Darkwebs -2

@BLAZINGGIANTS - 2

@Jon - 2

 

[barfo]

I'd like to thank the Ball family, who made this all possible.

barfo

 

[Chris Craig]

Not sure why @ripcityboy isn't tagging in the results.