Funny Caption That Picture Thread (Neil Olshey Edition)

[jlprk]

You don't trade your stars for peanuts. Just ask Jerry West. He'll tell you.

 

[jlprk]

I look for people who will fit my system and take my orders.

 

[jlprk]

I can't help myself. Sometimes I need to put on a wig and play in games. It's why we're losing. I'm trying to stop.

 

[jlprk]

After Trump drains the swamp we'll clear out more 3-on-1 plays.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

I'll keep my legs crossed right now.

NO: Id like to take credit for what you guys have done are you ok with that?

 

[jlprk]

I use the most advanced techniques for finding talent.

 

[jlprk]

I never discuss why Hollywood kicked me out.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

I never discuss why Hollywood kicked me out.

Is this the real reason Kobe bought his wife that Diamond?

 

[jlprk]

2038: Look, there will be ups and downs in my 5-year plan.

 

[jlprk]

Don't think of Kim Hughes. Bite your tongue and bifurcate it real good.

 

[Jade Falcon]

@jlprk Damn, you've been busy, lmao!

 

[jlprk]

@jlprk Damn, you've been busy, lmao!

I discovered this valuable, useful tidbit worth memorizing: When you scroll down the Bing page of his pictures, somehow it leads you into Mel Gibson pictures.

 

[Five Second Violation]

"And then I said to them 'Look, it was another highly successful season'..."

 

[e_blazer]

“Ed, I’m all in on you as a Blazer. Well, until we have to try to make my last draft pick look good. Then I’ll dump you faster than I would a cheap whore after the last condom’s been used.”

 

[Labinot41]