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[crandc]

Lucia's indoor water dispenser broke Saturday morning. I put water in a bowl and promised I would get her a new dispenser Sunday when I did errands. She looked at the bowl of water with that expression of disgust only a cat can manage. I think she only drank from her outdoor dispenser until the new one was purchased, washed and filled.
Talk about ripoff, the store sells something called cat water. It's all H20.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[crandc]

Lucia's room got an ant invasion, not surprising, only place with food at floor level. I have to put her food under coffee table temporarily and she doesn't like it. Put down Grants. Can't spray.

 

[Lanny]

Lucia's room got an ant invasion, not surprising, only place with food at floor level. I have to put her food under coffee table temporarily and she doesn't like it. Put down Grants. Can't spray.

Ant poison is safe. Contains borax.

 

[crandc]

Ant poison is safe. Contains borax.

I mixed borax and sugar and set it out. But her food still has to be elsewhere or it's full of ants.

 

[crandc]

Baits have worked. Lucia's food back in her room. She was going on hunger strike to protest moving her bowl.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Baits have worked. Lucia's food back in her room. She was going on hunger strike to protest moving her bowl.

Just tell her that ants are the mice of incests.

 

[barfo]

Just tell her that ants are the mice of incests.

I thought it was that aunts were the nicest incests.

barfo

 

[crandc]

Lucia knows the difference between a mouse and an ant.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

@SlyPokerCat is really a chicken!

 

[crandc]

With an entire house to choose from, why does Lucia always want to take a nap on my knitting pattern?

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

Watched this last night. It was great. And pretty much emphasizes what i assumed all along. Cats are smarter than dogs!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Cats are smarter than dogs!

What does that say about the cat lovers who need a dog to log into the forum because they forgot their password?

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

What does that say about the cat lovers who need a dog to log into the forum because they forgot their password?

Says we are way smarter to be able to continue to manipulate dogs into doing what we want because we could care less about remembering something, since we have dogs to do the small stuff for us.

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

 

[Phatguysrule]

@SlyPokerCat is really a chicken!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[crandc]

Car on very hot day.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Car on very hot day.

Are you saying you left your cat in your car or your car is decorated to look like the inside of a house?

 

[crandc]

Maybe the inside of my house is decorated to look like a car?

She is on living room floor.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

 

[SlyPokerCat]

Holy shit. My favorite movie and all about me?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

 

[Lanny]

While I am glad to see a white house cat, no self respecting cat would describe her or himself equal to dogs or humans, since clearly cats are the superior species.

Certainly superior in the quality of their meat although dogs can also be delicious. But neither can be compared with small children.

 

[crandc]

Lucia was hiding somewhere in the house. She emerged when I brought out the poached salmon for our dinner. Also green bean salad from garden but she didn't eat the beans

 

[Lanny]

Lucia was hiding somewhere in the house. She emerged when I brought out the poached salmon for our dinner. Also green bean salad from garden but she didn't eat the beans

Of course not, cats are meat eaters.

 

[crandc]

Of course not, cats are meat eaters.

I do know that.

 

[Lanny]

I do know that.

I knew you know. I was gonna edit my post to reflect that but then I got like trump and was too damn lazy. It's best to maker these corrections before they bite you in the ass, a lesson I've learned the hard way in the work world..