Cheesy Jokes

[niall2doc]

Post the cheesiest jokes uve ever heard here e.g.(Devlin you know this one lmao)4 guys are in a bar playin pool (pool arm movement) and one walks up to the barman and says "can I have 4 pints please mate"and the barman says "sorry mate we have none left"LLF haha :HAHAHA: so cheesy and crap

 

[Devlin]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (niall2doc @ Dec 4 2006, 06:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Post the cheesiest jokes uve ever heard here e.g.(Devlin you know this one lmao)4 guys are in a bar playin pool (pool arm movement) and one walks up to the barman and says "can I have 4 pints please mate"and the barman says "sorry mate we have none left"LLF haha :HAHAHA: so cheesy and crap</div>HHAHAHA Good times

I have a jooke about a kid in a wheelchair, I'll tell if its ok ?

 

[7Goat]

Guy 1 - Jesus Christ!!! It smells like updawg...Guy 2 - What's updawg?Guy 1 - I don't know. Not much, how about you?:HAHAHA:From the Office.

 

[niall2doc]

ahhhh cheesy jokes are the best Yeah devlin tell at wheelchair 1I got another 1:guy walks into blockbuster and says "can I have batman forever please"guy workin there says "no you can only have it for two nights"lmao

 

[Suddenrapz16]

a guy walked into a bar. it hurt.

 

[niall2doc]

a horse is in a bar and the barman says why the long face

 

[BALLAHOLLIC]

What did 50 Cents mom say when 50 sewn her a new sweater? "G- u nit?"

 

[7Goat]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (niall2doc @ Dec 4 2006, 02:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>ahhhh cheesy jokes are the best Yeah devlin tell at wheelchair 1I got another 1:guy walks into blockbuster and says "can I have batman forever please"guy workin there says "no you can only have it for two nights"lmao

</div>That one made me crack up...Anyways guys, did you hear the one about the lollipop?Ah.. nevermind, it SUCKS!1!! :no1:

 

[Stones]

What do you call cheese that's not yours?NACHO CHEESE!!! :laughin1:

 

[Suddenrapz16]

want to hear an amazing, incredibly hilarious joke?you're a joke!so lame

 

[BrewCityBuck]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (7Goat @ Dec 4 2006, 02:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Guy 1 - Jesus Christ!!! It smells like updawg...Guy 2 - What's updawg?Guy 1 - I don't know. Not much, how about you?:HAHAHA:From the Office.</div>

 

[niall2doc]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Stonesalltheway @ Dec 4 2006, 08:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>What do you call cheese that's not yours?NACHO CHEESE!!! :laughin1:</div>that made me laugh so much !!!!guy 1: what do u call something thats pink and fluffy?guy 2: dunnoguy 1: pink fluff - what you call something that is blue and fluffy?guy 2: blue fluffguy 1: no pink fluff in disguise

did you ever hear the one about the wall?doesn't matter you couldnt get over it :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA:

 

[LEGENDofthePAUL]

Why do hens lay eggs? If they dropped them, they'd break.

 

[SunnyD]

What is an even more important invention than the first telephone?The Second Telephone

 

[Something-To-Say]

NOT MY JOKE; IF YOU'RE OFFENDED <strike>F*ck YOU</strike> TELL SOMEBODY ELSE:What's the only thing better than a dead jew?A dead mormon

 

[STAT]

Have you heard the one about the sidewalk?because it's all over town!

 

[Roaming]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC? @ Dec 4 2006, 03:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>What did 50 Cents mom say when 50 sewn her a new sweater? "G- u nit?"</div>I had to read that at least 10 times to get it, now its funy :HAHAHA:

 

[Suddenrapz16]

what do you call a fat ginger kid?a basketball.

 

[Fabolous]

haha what's black, white and red all over? A penguin holding its breath BWAAHAHAHAHHA!

 

[DWade3]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Dec 4 2006, 08:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>NOT MY JOKE; IF YOU'RE OFFENDED <strike>F*ck YOU</strike> TELL SOMEBODY ELSE:What's the only thing better than a dead jew?A dead mormon</div>bahahahahaha. you nazi.

 

[Fabolous]

Whats faster than a speeding bullet?A Jew with a coupon

 

[dsounG]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Fabolous @ Dec 6 2006, 07:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Whats faster than a speeding bullet?A Jew with a coupon</div> :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA:

 

[Suddenrapz16]

what did the jew say to bill gatesSo did you find any good bargains?

 

[CRaZy_KiCkz]

yes! give me more jew jokes! I have a friend who is jewish and need to tell them these

 

[ReppinTheD]

A Jewish guy began an investment project - he heard the sales of Woman's Bras were booming. He bought 2,000 Womans bras to sell. After a week of slow business he was like whatever, it's just a week. After two weeks of business he had only sold 80 bras - this was not enough for him. He quickly decided to sell the bras to some lowly Palestinian for the same price he bought them - he just wanted to get them off his hands. He laughed as he walked away - he knew he had really got that stupid Palestinian. A couple days later the Palestinian popped in his mind - he was curious to see what had happened with the bras. He was going to go back there and laugh at the Palestinians face for being so foolish to buy the bras off him. Anyways he went to the Palestinians home and asked him how business was going? The Palestinian was like "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN"?? "I NEED MORE BRAS NOWW!!!!!" The Jew was stunned - he asked him how he sold them so fast.The Palestinian replied: "Oh simple, I just cut the bras in half and sold them to some stupid Jews as Yamachas." lol w/e not funny - you gotta be arab. lol

 

[Illosophee]

<span style="font-family:Comic Sans Ms">Some of these jokes actually made me laugh, like the one about "what's updawg?".Anyway:How do you know a black guy was on your computer?It's not there any more.</span>

 

[7Goat]

What do you call a native on a bike?A theifHow do you know it's a native's birthday?You bike is gone.Some of you guys won't get why I picked natives... dsounG probably will.

 

[dsounG]

:HAHAHA:How do you get a native in a bathtub? Throw a Beer in itHow do you get it out?Throw Soap in it

 

[7Goat]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dsounG @ Dec 6 2006, 09:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>

:HAHAHA:How do you get a native in a bathtub? Throw a Beer in itHow do you get it out?Throw Soap in it</div>:HAHAHA:I have a similar one like that...How do you know a native's been in your house?Everything is gone... but the soap.

 

[ElMaster]

I don't get the jew jokes, are jews stereotyped as cheap?