Rumor Chess Champion Cheats?

[Voodoo]

Which one of you wants to try it and see if we can telegraph your next move to you against @Chris Craig

Notice how he is not mentioning anything about anal beads, be careful because cats have spikes on their penis.

 

[Shaboid]

I used to play chess way back in the day on Yahoo Games, but I haven't played in a few years. Maybe I'll download an app and shove something up my butt, see if it makes me a better player.

 

[SlyPokerCat]

I used to play way chess back in the day on Yahoo Games, but I haven't played in a few years. Maybe I'll download an app and shove something up my butt, see if it makes me a better player.

If you record it you could start an OnlyFans for your honeymoon fund.

 

[Natebishop3]

This explains how Sly is able to stay on top of moderating this forum 24 hours a day..

He incorporates a similar strategy.

 

[Chris Craig]

Which one of you wants to try it and see if we can telegraph your next move to you against @Chris Craig

 

[Lanny]

How does someone even come up with this....

It wasn't easy but with grit, great determination and a surprisingly dirty mind I managed to do it.

 

[SlyPokerCat]

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Cats are more diabolical. If you learn how to play chess from a dog....you'll lose.

 

[Lanny]

This explains how Sly is able to stay on top of moderating this forum 24 hours a day..

He incorporates a similar strategy.

Sly is my front man. I'm the brains behind the scene.

 

[SlyPokerCat]

Sly is my front man. I'm the brains behind the scene.

I just hope whatever he is sticking up his butt isn't a replica of your massive dong.

Poor Sly if it is.

 

[Chris Craig]

Cats are more diabolical. If you learn how to play chess from a dog....you'll lose.

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

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funny. The dog is like…Whatever… we never finish a game….

 

[Chris Craig]

funny. The dog is like…Whatever… we never finish a game….

Yeah, that's a chill dog. He's like, I'm staying out of this.

 

[Chris Craig]

How does someone even come up with this....

One bead at a time.

 

[SlyPokerCat]

One bead at a time.

Lots of lube.

 

[RickyJoe]

I could beat anyone here at chess and no I don't use anal beads.

I don't think so. I've been playing tournaments since 1973.

 

[Fairly-Hard]

I don't think so. I've been playing tournaments since 1973.

I been bouncing between 1650-1700 for a long time. Just don't seem to have the time to put into it to reach 1st level.

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

BlazingGiants holding onto his shorts:

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

I don't think so. I've been playing tournaments since 1973.

Chessoff!!! Chessoff!!!!

 

[Haakzilla]

Chessoff!!! Chessoff!!!!

...does Mt. Tabor have chess boards painted on their picnic tables too?

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

...does Mt. Tabor have chess boards painted on their picnic tables too?

Nope. Just an MMA cage.

 

[Sedatedfork]

If they have walk up music in chess, this player should choose "Good Vibrations" just to feed into the theory.

 

[SlyPokerDog]