Chick-fil-A Founder, a Champion of Conservatism and Chicken, Dies at 93

[truebluefan]

S. Truett Cathy, the conservative Christian founder of leading U.S. chicken fast-food chain Chick-fil-A, died early Monday at age 93, the company said.

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[speeds]

How does one become a champion of chicken, exactly?

 

[Denny Crane]

He didn't exactly champion conservatism, either.

 

[Cryptkeeper]

How does one become a champion of chicken, exactly?

Step 1: Be American.
Step 2: Devote your life to fried shit.

 

[speeds]

S. Truett Cathy is a chicken mass murderer.

People like Jane Goodall are actually champions for animals.