OT Chris Haynes Leaves Plain Dealer For ESPN

[e_blazer]

I didn't want to insult him that bad.

Oops. My bad.

 

[riverman]

Bro... everywhere I go it's:

"You look like" (no I don't), "Has anyone ever told you" (yes this is not new), "You remind me of":

Insert random black celebrity here: ______________

I'm sorry but there's no way I can look like: Chris Rock/Tucker/Brown, Kevin Hart, Allen Iverson, Denzell (no fucking way), Cliff Robinson, and a slim Mike Tyson.... (@SlyPokerDog).

None of those people look alike.

you don't look like any of those guys...people do that a lot especially when you travel...I have a cleft chin so it's always Micheal Douglass or any famous person with the chin. My wife always tells me somebody on tv looks like somebody else and a lot of the time it's not even close...like they both have brown hair.

 

[e_blazer]

Apparently the lesser ability to differentiate faces of people of different races is a thing:

https://www.theguardian.com/science/neurophilosophy/2011/aug/15/people-other-races-look-alike

 

[BBert]

He looks more like Peter Tosh than Magic Johnson
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Peter Tosh looks more like Ed Davis than that other guy.

 

[BBert]

Bro... everywhere I go it's:

"You look like" (no I don't), "Has anyone ever told you" (yes this is not new), "You remind me of":

Insert random black celebrity here: ______________

I'm sorry but there's no way I can look like: Chris Rock/Tucker/Brown, Kevin Hart, Allen Iverson, Denzell (no fucking way), Cliff Robinson, and a slim Mike Tyson.... (@SlyPokerDog).

None of those people look alike.

Haha.

A few years ago I was visiting my wife's friends in France. They told me I looked like Nicholas Cage.

I didn't think so. Moreover, I didn't think that was necessarily a compliment. LOL

 

[BBert]

Bro... everywhere I go it's:

"You look like" (no I don't), "Has anyone ever told you" (yes this is not new), "You remind me of":

Insert random black celebrity here: ______________

I'm sorry but there's no way I can look like: Chris Rock/Tucker/Brown, Kevin Hart, Allen Iverson, Denzell (no fucking way), Cliff Robinson, and a slim Mike Tyson.... (@SlyPokerDog).

None of those people look alike.

If I were you, and some drunk chick is thinking you look like Denzell, I'd strike while the iron is hot. So to speak.

 

[theprunetang]

I always get Shia LaBeouf. Always.

 

[BBert]

I always get Shia LaBeouf. Always.

I'm sorry. That guy could not possibly be more unlikable on screen. Those crappy transformers movies are unwatchable.

 

[theprunetang]

I'm sorry. That guy could not possibly be more unlikable on screen.

Totally agree. The funniest time someone tried to compare me to someone was about 10 years ago. I was at a bar in Roseburg OR with my sister just trying to relax and this gay cowboy sits next to me, buys me a whiskey on the rocks and says (in the thickest country accent), "Anyone ever tell you that you look like a cross between Lou Diamond Philips and that Hairlip Phoenix guy?".
My sister and I still laugh about that one.

And now it's just Shia LaBeouf. Fuck.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Could be worse, trust me. People could think you look like John Goodman.........

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Could be worse, you could be @HCP.

 

[riverman]

Could be worse, trust me. People could think you look like John Goodman.........

You're more John Heard than John Goodman from what I've seen!

 

[PDXFonz]

Why the Chris Haynes hate?

And yes Jabroni Young is weak. If basketball were war he'd be tried for treason.

 

[dviss1]

If I were you, and some drunk chick is thinking you look like Denzell, I'd strike while the iron is hot. So to speak.

Oh, believe me I have!

But they don't have to be drunk.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Bro... everywhere I go it's:

"You look like" (no I don't), "Has anyone ever told you" (yes this is not new), "You remind me of":

Insert random black celebrity here: ______________

I'm sorry but there's no way I can look like: Chris Rock/Tucker/Brown, Kevin Hart, Allen Iverson, Denzell (no fucking way), Cliff Robinson, and a slim Mike Tyson.... (@SlyPokerDog).

None of those people look alike.

Funny... Ive thought you look nothing like those people either. I think you look like Jackie Chan personally.

I think you look like Justin Bieber.

Damn... beat me to it too.

I didn't want to insult him that bad.

Hey now..

Oops. My bad.

Dammit!!! You guys want me to burn the house down?????

you don't look like any of those guys...people do that a lot especially when you travel...I have a cleft chin so it's always Micheal Douglass or any famous person with the chin. My wife always tells me somebody on tv looks like somebody else and a lot of the time it's not even close...like they both have brown hair.

Before my hair went too thin, it would curl up a bit. Not like a fro or anything, but like Greg Brady style.
I used to be told I look like Greg Brady. The funny thing is though, once I started getting on stage regularly, and I was dying my hair, I started getting Scott Weiland. People are silly with what they use to identify. Dyed hair and singer in a band? Must ALL be Scott Weiland...lol

I know @SlyPokerDog gets mistaken for a Black Lab all the time... either that or a stretchy hot dog. Its all in the face and so you know... non dogs view them all the same...Should hear my two cats talk shit about the neighbors walking the dogs down the street. Doesn't matter if its a poodle and a great dane side y side they are like.. Look Twins!!!!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Funny... Ive thought you look nothing like those people either. I think you look like Jackie Chan personally.



Damn... beat me to it too.



Hey now..



Dammit!!! You guys want me to burn the house down?????



Before my hair went too thin, it would curl up a bit. Not like a fro or anything, but like Greg Brady style.
I used to be told I look like Greg Brady. The funny thing is though, once I started getting on stage regularly, and I was dying my hair, I started getting Scott Weiland. People are silly with what they use to identify. Dyed hair and singer in a band? Must ALL be Scott Weiland...lol

I know @SlyPokerDog gets mistaken for a Black Lab all the time... either that or a stretchy hot dog. Its all in the face and so you know... non dogs view them all the same...Should hear my two cats talk shit about the neighbors walking the dogs down the street. Doesn't matter if its a poodle and a great dane side y side they are like.. Look Twins!!!!

 

[Dougnsalem]

I must look like barfo

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I must look like barfo

Who?

 

[Dougnsalem]

Who?

Lol. You can call me pukeo....

 

[Orion Bailey]

I love these approved lazy mornings.
Check out my family the last two mornings, while i'm up and about!!!! This is two different days in a row! lol...

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Lol. You can call me pukeo....

Barfo... Pukeo....

Snow White and some really fucked up dwarfs.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Barfo... Pukeo....

Snow White and some really fucked up dwarfs.

Vomito the Italian Dwarf?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Vomito the Italian Dwarf?

Barfo, Pukeo, Vomito, Diarrheao, LaMarcus Aldridgeo, Raymond Feltono, and Kobeo

 

[riverman]

HCPeo

 

[Orion Bailey]

Barfo, Pukeo, Vomito, Diarrheao, LaMarcus Aldridgeo, Raymond Feltono, and Kobeo

Sounds like some cross breeding of second cousins to me...

 

[Orion Bailey]

HCPeo

That's either a disease or the next Star wars character.

 

[riverman]

Peter Tosh looks more like Ed Davis than that other guy.

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sans dreadlocks, I think Peter Tosh looks a lot like Haynes..Ed Davis not so much to me. Ed Davis looks really more like John Coltrane