Christmas Day joke of the day

[Mediocre Man]

For those of you that may need a smile, chuckle, laugh or even a groan, this is for you


Christmas Day joke of the day

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Merry Christmas.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Why is Santa so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

 

[Chris Craig]

Merry Christmas

 

[Chris Craig]

Why is Santa so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Is that why he checks the list twice?

 

[inconceivable]

 

[Wizard Mentor]

Merry Christmas, all!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[PDXFonz]

What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs?

Whatever you want—he can’t hear you.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

How is Christmas like a day at the office?

You do all the work, and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

 

[inconceivable]

The Portland Trailblazers are on the Verge of acquiring forward Dillon Brooks, forward Jabari Smith Jr, forward Cam Whitmore, a 2025 first-round draft pick, a 2027 first-round draft pick swap, and a 2025 second-round draft pick from the Houston Rockets in exchange for forward Jerami Grant and center Robert Williams III. However there is one minor sticking point.

 

[Phatguysrule]

Merry Christmas!

 

[Mediocre Man]

The Portland Trailblazers are on the Verge of acquiring forward Dillon Brooks, forward Jabari Smith Jr, forward Cam Whitmore, a 2025 first-round draft pick, a 2027 first-round draft pick swap, and a 2025 second-round draft pick from the Houston Rockets in exchange for forward Jerami Grant and center Robert Williams III. However there is one minor sticking point.

Is the sticking point that it is not remotely true?

 

[Hoopguru]

Merry Christmas!

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

3 friends are drinking and partying on Christmas Eve. They get into a car accident and die, but they meet St. Peter at the pearly gates of Heaven. Peter says, "In honor of the season, you must first show a representation of the holiday before you can enter paradise."

The first man was driving the car. He pulls the keys out of his pocket and shakes them. "Listen, like jingle bells." Peter welcomes him into heaven.

The second man checks his pockets and pulls out a Bic lighter. He flicks it on and says, "This is like a candle. It's even purple for Advent." Peter allows him into heaven.

The third man frantically searches his pockets but only pulls out a pair of women's panties. Peter looks at him disapprovingly and asked, "And what are those supposed to be?" So the man replies, "These are Carol's............................."

 

[julius]

You know, if it's a building HE designed, and it collapsed, he must've been a shitty architect...and maybe deserved to be inside of it.

 

[Foxx]

For those of you that may need a smile, chuckle, laugh or even a groan, this is for you


Christmas Day joke of the day

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish

“Why is Jerami Grant being paid like he’s a net-positive player?”

ok that one’s not very funny

 

[Phatguysrule]

You know, if it's a building HE designed, and it collapsed, he must've been a shitty architect...and maybe deserved to be inside of it.

Architects aren't responsible for structural integrity. If he were the engineer you'd have a great point.

 

[e_blazer]

What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs?

Whatever you want—he can’t hear you.

A small guy with his head stuck in a vagina?

 

[riverman]

I don’t know about you but I think it sucks to get JUST ONE SOCK!

 

[barfo]

I don’t know about you but I think it sucks to get JUST ONE SOCK!

Make another bad joke, and maybe she'll sock you again.

barfo

 

[Phatguysrule]

I don’t know about you but I think it sucks to get JUST ONE SOCK!

That's your wife telling you something

 

[Mediocre Man]

“Why is Jerami Grant being paid like he’s a net-positive player?”

ok that one’s not very funny

Telling unfunny jokes?

Who do you think you are?
Amy Schumer

 

[blazerfan11]