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BeerBoy said:
I want a Nixon watch.

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Does it come with a built-in tape recorder? Is it sweat-proof? I'm guessing the lower red dial is a compass pointing to your nearest enemy, and the upper clock counts down the minutes until the bastards get what's coming to them.
 
love nixon watches. i have a few. get compliments on it all the time
 
MickZagger said:
Is she a MILF?

My buddy who moved away's parents go to my gym and they're swingers. They go to hedonism shit in Florida and stuff and the mom is a total MILF. Big fake tits and everything. Real cool people, super laid back. They invited me to their annual new years party. I'm hoping maybe i can get in on some of the swinger action.
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You better ask for a ponytail for Christmas then. They are mandatory at any swinger function.
 
One of the best moves I ever made in my life is to stop celebrating Xmas.
 
make it more about buying new shit for yourself, way better than giving shit to people!
 
ok. my bro is kind of iffy on the Headphones but wants a watch. now to find a dope nixon.
 
I did all my shopping on Amazon. Online shopping = massive, massive, massive win. Click a button, shit comes to the door. I'll never go to a mall ever again. I'm the champ.
 
I like going to the mall on Dec. 24th. Its kind of fun, rush of adrenaline. most people are done so its just me running around like a chicken with my head chopped off. I end up spending too much money.
 
Another good gift are nice kitchen knives. Globals or Shun.
 
Any ideas for my cousin (female) who just moved here from the Philippines? I think she's like 19 or 20.
Thinking just a gift card at the mall.
 
I think going to college (DREAM) is faster than the greencard!
 
EL PRESIDENTE said:
sure. I'd love to see the look on her face when she opens a box, it just has your phone number and "Mick Zagger" on there.

woot.
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I can send dick picks too. I'm no Oden, or anything. But, she's from the Phillipines, she doesn't know any better.

;)
 
MickZagger said:
Like a fake ponytail? Does a rat tail work?
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Something sort of like this, but braided:

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I also think it is mandatory to tell someone else once a day that you are "Rockin out, with your cock out" along with other habits you must pick up to become a swinger.
 
I used to get the playboy channel at home. they alwyas did docs on swingers. crazy shit.
 
mook said:
Recipe binders for everyone!

That said, I'm getting a Citizen solar powered watch for the wife. She hates it when the battery dies.

My father-in-law is a vegetarian who loves Indian food, and I make a mean channa masala. So I'm whipping together about 12 servings for his freezer.

For the kids I think I'll do a candy-a-week thing my wife and I have done for years. I'll probably add math problems and spanish words on the candy labels.

Still have to think of something for mother-in-law. I owe her big time, and I don't want to just buy something....
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I'm actually thinking of ordering for my mom. we'll see what's up.
 
yeah, oregon scientific is a good place too to get shit for dads/gransparents.
 
I was looking at Brookstone the other day.

pretty cool foot massagers, $350 though.

The Temperpedic slippers. $50. might get a pair for myself.
 
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