Eminem gots them funny clever lyrics.....hands down
I just remembered that I'm absent minded
Wait, I mean I've lost my mind, I can't find it
I'm freestylin every verse that I spit
cause I don't even remember the words to my shit (umm, one two)
I told the doc I need a change in sickness
and gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis
I strangled you to death and I choked you again
And break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin
My rap style's warped, I'm running out the morgue
Wit your dead grandmother's corpse then throw it on your porch
It all started when my mother took my bike away
Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
We drive around in million dollar sports cars
While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards
First off you don't know Marshall,
Add also, don't grow partial,
That's ammo for my arsenal,
I'll snap you off that bar stool,
There goes another lawsuit,
Leave handprints all accross you,
Good lordy-wody you must be blown off that water bottle,
You want what you can't have,
Ooh girl that's too damn bad,
Don't touch what you can't grab,
End up with two back hands,
Put Anthrax on a Tampax and slap you till you can't stand.