Cobra escapes from Bronx Zoo, opens twitter account!

[SlyPokerDog]

"The 20-inch Egyptian cobra hasn’t been seen since Friday afternoon, and is believed to be hiding somewhere in her zoo enclosure. However instead of searching crevices of the Reptile House for the pencil-thin snake, zoo workers might have better luck looking online."

Read the snake's tweets here - http://twitter.com/#!/BronxZoosCobra

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Damn, why didn't I think of this.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Damn, why didn't I think of this.

Escaping from the zoo you're in?

 

[Colonel Ronan]

That's fucking racist. Reported.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

That's fucking racist. Reported.

Technically it's more speciest than racist.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

No, I am my own race.

 

[Natebishop3]

No, I am my own race.

Your own race of computer nerd

 

[Denny Crane]

Expect to die a slow, agonizing death.

:MARIS61:

 

[Rodolfo]

ahahaha..... http://twitpic.com/4f1ghi ....via the cobra's twitter page