Zombie Colt Lyerla Escapes

[THE HCP]

I remember him getting busted for drugs, but man now he's in REAL trouble! #WinTheDay

http://www.oregonlive.com/washingtoncounty/index.ssf/2017/05/colt_lyerla_escape_county_cust.html

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Idiot.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

So is the guy in the story

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

LAPD. y'all can't check me.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Fuck. Such a sad story. You have to wonder if Chip wouldn't have left if Colt would have made it. Everything I've read on Colt is that he desperately needed a father figure in his life that wasn't trying to use or exploit him.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

HE'S LIVED A BETTER LIFE THAN MOST OF US

 

[Haakzilla]

Everything I've read on Colt is that he desperately needed a father figure in his life that wasn't trying to use or exploit him.

...sounds just like Chip! :greenfontemoji:

 

[Natebishop3]

Are we sure this isn't the LA Colt Lyerla?

 

[kingslayer]

Looks like he was found in a Hillsboro home. Apparently OD'ed on something and was taken to the hospital.

 

[Natebishop3]

Probably tried to commit suicide.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

he was almost out and now is gonna do some hard time, im guessing 3 years at least. dudes life sucked before, but it just pretty much ended.

i wonder how many opiates oregons medical staff gave him? i blame them.

 

[THE HCP]

HE'S LIVED A BETTER LIFE THAN MOST OF US

Well better than you, you look like the Gangnam Style guy.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Well better than you, you look like the Gangnam Style guy.

Gangnam Style Guy < Taco Bell Guy
Girls of Gangnam Style > Girls of Taco Bell

 

[Haakzilla]

...whelp, that escape didn't last long -- such a sad story!

Former Oregon TE Colt Lyerla apprehended after escaping from corrections facility

Former Oregon Ducks tight end Colt Lyerla has been caught after escaping from a minimum security corrections facility.

Lyerla was apprehended in Hillsboro, Oregon, on Friday afternoon following a reported overdose and was hospitalized after authorities issued a warrant for his arrest. On Thursday, he climbed out of a first-floor window at the Washington County Community Corrections Center.

Hillsboro Police Lt. Henry Reimann said officers found Lyerla at a home a couple of miles from the Washington County Jail after officers responded to the reported overdose.

 

[stampedehero]

He still gives the ducks a bad rep and unfortunately people need a reference for a misguided athlete.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Fuck. Such a sad story. You have to wonder if Chip wouldn't have left if Colt would have made it. Everything I've read on Colt is that he desperately needed a father figure in his life that wasn't trying to use or exploit him.

The two things colleges and their coaches don't do is use and exploit their players

 

[Haakzilla]

The two things colleges and their coaches don't do is use and exploit their players