OT Conservatives vs Liberals - Comfort Foods

[SlyPokerDog]

How long into the process before he opened the obligatory second case of beer.....?

Right after he finished drinking some of his liberal grandson's tears?

 

[riverman]

How long into the process before he opened the obligatory second case of beer.....?

At least by halftime

 

[SlyPokerDog]

At least by halftime

That was a much better reply than mine.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

At least by halftime

Good brisket takes one helluva lot of beer........

 

[MarAzul]

That makes you a cluck.

You guys are lucky I don't get the hang of when to use that word.
Just think of how many I could fry if I ever deployed that one with the proper timing.

 

[The Professional Fan]

You guys are lucky I don't get the hang of when to use that word.
Just think of how many I could fry if I ever deployed that one with the proper timing.

MarAzul is SO FAR from being a cuck, he can't even comprehend what it is

 

[crandc]

Good sushi is divine. It's ok not to like it - but Sushi needs to be experienced fresh at a proper restaurant to be evaluated.

Pabu in San Francisco for sushi.
For pizza, Del Popolo in San Francisco.
For cookies, my house.

 

[theprunetang]

Deep-Fried Twinkies, Funnel Cakes, Corn Dogs, and anything else normally sold at a county fair should be added to the conservatives list.

Liberal list is woefully short on meat-alternatives (like veggie burgers and tofurkey) and needs more "superfoods" like açai and quinoa. And hemp--lots and lots of hemp.

Totally true. I was creating the liberal food list based on myself though.

 

[SportsAndWhine]

Right under liberal tears you should have put a conservative favorite....spam

Imported Russian SPAM

 

[Chris Craig]

Liberals love soy.

Eww

 

[Chris Craig]

Liberals:
Kale smoothies
Gluten free grass fed burgers
Truffle fries
Kobe Beef Sliders
French cheese and charcuterie board
Smoked salmon croquettes

Conservatives:
Pickled Raccoon snout
Turducken
Opossum stew
Velveeta "cheese" product
Mom's Spaghetti
Fried Pig's asshole
Patty Melt seasoned with salt from liberal tear ducts

I like none from the liberal column except may kobe beef sliders. I like velveeta and moms spaghetti. I do like lots of salt.

 

[Chris Craig]

Deep-Fried Twinkies, Funnel Cakes, Corn Dogs, and anything else normally sold at a county fair should be added to the conservatives list.

Liberal list is woefully short on meat-alternatives (like veggie burgers and tofurkey) and needs more "superfoods" like açai and quinoa. And hemp--lots and lots of hemp.

Like all from the conservative list none from the liberal

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I like none from the liberal column except may kobe beef sliders. I like velveeta and moms spaghetti. I do like lots of salt.

Craft Beers and Soy. The low testosterone cuck diet.

 

[Chris Craig]

Oh wow, forgot to add frito pie for the conservatives and kale for the libs......

No thanks to either

 

[Chris Craig]

How long into the process before he opened the obligatory second case of beer.....?

Not too long. He had a deep freeze full of meat and a fridge in the garage full of cases of beer and then some more cases next to for refills if that gives you any indication.

 

[Chris Craig]

Right after he finished drinking some of his liberal grandson's tears?

He never drank lite beer

 

[Chris Craig]

Good brisket takes one helluva lot of beer........

Smoking all day. Im talking he'd be up at the ass crack of dawn and it might be ready by dinner time.

 

[Chris Craig]

Craft Beers and Soy. The low testosterone cuck diet.

No thanks

 

[Chris Craig]

road kill, mayonnaise, wonder bread, spam, pork rinds, beer, BBQ, chewing tobacco

Vienna sausages, sardines...

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Conservatives eat white versions of ethnic foods. PF Changs, Benihana, shit like that.

 

[Chris Craig]

Conservatives eat white versions of ethnic foods. PF Changs, Benihana, shit like that.

 

[theprunetang]

Craft Beers and Soy. The low testosterone cuck diet.

Last time @Chris Craig Craig and I hung out we had Pabst and shots of Old Crow at a dive bar, so I guess that is more of a hipster diet.

 

[Chris Craig]

Last time @Chris Craig Craig and I hung out we had Pabst and shots of Old Crow at a dive bar, so I guess that is more of a hipster diet.

Wait, did we have craft beer at the moda center? That was a good night. Good to drink with someone who can really drink.

 

[stampedehero]

Liberals:
Veggie burgers
Natural pot pie
Expensive flavored tasteless water
Fries with no salt
Gummy Bears

Conservatives:
Hard tough flank steak
No Pot whatsoever
Shot and a beer
Fries with Vinegar (A Delaware Thing)
Root Beer barrels

 

[stampedehero]

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Is he eating dog shit with noodles?

 

[crandc]

All burgers are gluten free, (unless they have filler of some kind). The gluten is in the bun.

I drink tap water.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[stampedehero]

Oh. That looks nutritional! Let me guess. 40,550 calories? One phase closer to stroke? Was this what was served for you? Mrs. @SPD must have left the place.

 

[stampedehero]

I like none from the liberal column except may kobe beef sliders. I like velveeta and moms spaghetti. I do like lots of salt.

Is it true that Velveeta is made from un wholesome ingredients? That label must be a joy to read.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I miss my grandpas brisket. He used to wake up early throw some brisket on the smoker, pull up chairs next to it and crack open a case of beer.

My grandfather made smoked salmon and I wouldn't eat it as a kid. I love it now and my mom says it was better than any she's had since.