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The humans that control the forums behavior, mods, would appear to be Angels to the aliens. Of course that means the adminstrators of the mods would appear to be Gods to the alliens.

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Trump Announces He Has Hidden 5 Golden Tickets Among Stimulus Checks
April 15th, 2020
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Trump has built up a lot of buzz over the coming stimulus payments, saying he has hidden five golden tickets among the checks heading to Americans this week.

Anyone who gets a golden ticket will win a free tour of Mar-a-Lago. Rumor has it that Trump will be watching them closely to see which of the winners has the qualities he looks for in a manager, with the best candidate getting hired as Mar-a-Lago's onsite McDonald's manager.

"Who will win? Nobody knows!" Trump said gleefully as he carefully signed each of the golden tickets before hiding them among the stimulus checks. "I, Donald Trump, have decided to allow five Americans — just five, mind you, and no more — to visit my resort this year. These lucky five will be shown around personally by me, and they will be allowed to see all the secrets and the magic of my hotel and golf resort -- the best golf, maybe ever. Then, at the end of the tour, as a special present, all of them will be given Season 1 of The Apprentice on DVD!"

"So watch out for the Golden Tickets! Five Golden Tickets have been printed on golden paper, and these five Golden Tickets have been hidden in your stimulus checks. These five may be anywhere — in any mailbox in the country. And the five lucky finders of these five Golden Tickets are the only ones who will be allowed to visit my Mar-a-Lago during the lockdown. Good luck to you all!"

Unfortunately, he put all five golden tickets in a stimulus envelope addressed to Jim Acosta.

https://babylonbee.com/news/trumps-...l&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer

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Any billionaire taking advantage are fucking pigs.

Looks like a republican/trump loophole once again allowing the rich to get richer.

You may or may not be surprised that some of the language conveniently inserted into the $2.2 trillion-dollar Coronavirus Aid, Relief, and Economic Security Act (CARES) skews heavily in favor of the wealthy. The provision doling out literally millions of dollars is aimed at a limitation that was created in 2017 when Republicans overhauled the tax code. It “temporarily suspends a limitation on how much owners of businesses formed as “pass-through” entities can deduct against their non-business income, such as capital gains, to reduce their tax liability,” according to The Washington Post.
 
Looks like a republican/trump loophole once again allowing the rich to get richer.

You may or may not be surprised that some of the language conveniently inserted into the $2.2 trillion-dollar Coronavirus Aid, Relief, and Economic Security Act (CARES) skews heavily in favor of the wealthy. The provision doling out literally millions of dollars is aimed at a limitation that was created in 2017 when Republicans overhauled the tax code. It “temporarily suspends a limitation on how much owners of businesses formed as “pass-through” entities can deduct against their non-business income, such as capital gains, to reduce their tax liability,” according to The Washington Post.
I don’t think $1,200 matters much to a billionaire. It’s about as significant as thinking Trump gets mass profits off his $433 position of Hydroxychloroquine. If it’s a loophole that gives 100k+ windfall, then you have a point.

my comment is based solely on principle. Meaning, “Hey asshole, if you get that money and keep it, you’re a total douchebag!”
 
My Brother in Law and a nephew got theirs today via EFT/direct deposit...looks like mine and my wife's will be much later, because we filed jointly and had to pay in last year.
I'm in same boat. Where did you learn about this? The web app the IRS says "payment status not available" when I tried to use it.

I don't need the money right now but my wife is bugging the shit out of me already asking about it.
 


oh for fuck sakes:

"During the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic Ayyadurai used social media to spread various conspiracy theories and misinformation about the pandemic. In January 2020 he claimed that the coronavirus was patented by the Pirbright Institute, but the patent he referenced relates to avian coronavirus, which infects birds, not SARS-CoV-2, the virus responsible for the pandemic.[47]

He alleged that the coronavirus was spread by the "deep state" and accused Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, of being a "Deep State Plant". Ayyadurai called for Fauci to be fired.[48]

In March 2020 he published an open letter to president Donald Trump where he wrote that a national lockdown was unnecessary and advocated that large doses of vitamins could prevent and cure the disease.
[49][50] "

he's an anti-vaxer who falsely claimed to have invented email

" Ayyadurai, or “Dr. Shiva” as his fans call him, is a controversial scientist and long-shot Massachusetts Senate candidate who is pushing a variety of claims that range from dubious to medically disputed to outright false. He has argued that a strict vitamin regimen can prevent and treat the coronavirus — an unsubstantiated view at odds with the medical community and existing research. And he claims Fauci is a deep-state plant hellbent on “forced and mandatory vaccines” to support “Big Pharma” — a claim for which there is no evidence.

Yet Ayyadurai, who is not a medical doctor, has the imprimatur of several degrees from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and an online fan base among the people leading the movement to oust Fauci, the government’s top infectious disease expert. That includes DeAnna Lorraine, who suddenly ended up in the spotlight after Trump retweeted her call to #FireFauci. Lorraine, a former challenger for Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s California House seat who has regularly retweeted QAnon conspiracies, is using her newfound perch to stump for Ayyadurai."

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/04/13/anti-vaccine-activists-fire-fauci-furor-185001


" Politico reports that DeAnna Lorraine, who got the #FireFauci hashtag rolling, is a regular retweeter of conspiracies by the group QAnon, which has famously alleged that former Democratic National Committee chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz hired a Salvadoran gang to murder staffer Seth Rich; that Angela Merkel is Adolf Hitler’s granddaughter; and that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, among others, are members of an international child sex trafficking ring. One reason Lorraine doesn’t trust Fauci is because of the dramatic change in deaths predicted by coronavirus models that he had nothing to do with. “His projections have changed constantly,“ she told Politico reporter Tina Nguyen. “I think he first started predicting 2 million-plus deaths,” she said, confusing Fauci with London’s Imperial College, according to Politico. Apparently not understanding the point of all the social distancing Fauci and other experts have been advocating for, she added: “And now it’s down to 60,000. And you know, why such a sudden change?"


https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/04/fire-fauci-anti-vaxxers

it isn't Fauci who is the nut job here
 
I'm in same boat. Where did you learn about this? The web app the IRS says "payment status not available" when I tried to use it.

I don't need the money right now but my wife is bugging the shit out of me already asking about it.

Yeah, like I said from the beginning, I really don't "need it" either.

I've read about the timing of delivery from 2 or 3 different sources...here's one;

https://www.kiplinger.com/article/s...checks-2020-how-much-when-and-other-faqs.html
 
Derp.
oh for fuck sakes:

"During the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic Ayyadurai used social media to spread various conspiracy theories and misinformation about the pandemic. In January 2020 he claimed that the coronavirus was patented by the Pirbright Institute, but the patent he referenced relates to avian coronavirus, which infects birds, not SARS-CoV-2, the virus responsible for the pandemic.[47]

He alleged that the coronavirus was spread by the "deep state" and accused Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, of being a "Deep State Plant". Ayyadurai called for Fauci to be fired.[48]

In March 2020 he published an open letter to president Donald Trump where he wrote that a national lockdown was unnecessary and advocated that large doses of vitamins could prevent and cure the disease.
[49][50] "

he's an anti-vaxer who falsely claimed to have invented email

" Ayyadurai, or “Dr. Shiva” as his fans call him, is a controversial scientist and long-shot Massachusetts Senate candidate who is pushing a variety of claims that range from dubious to medically disputed to outright false. He has argued that a strict vitamin regimen can prevent and treat the coronavirus — an unsubstantiated view at odds with the medical community and existing research. And he claims Fauci is a deep-state plant hellbent on “forced and mandatory vaccines” to support “Big Pharma” — a claim for which there is no evidence.

Yet Ayyadurai, who is not a medical doctor, has the imprimatur of several degrees from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and an online fan base among the people leading the movement to oust Fauci, the government’s top infectious disease expert. That includes DeAnna Lorraine, who suddenly ended up in the spotlight after Trump retweeted her call to #FireFauci. Lorraine, a former challenger for Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s California House seat who has regularly retweeted QAnon conspiracies, is using her newfound perch to stump for Ayyadurai."

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/04/13/anti-vaccine-activists-fire-fauci-furor-185001


" Politico reports that DeAnna Lorraine, who got the #FireFauci hashtag rolling, is a regular retweeter of conspiracies by the group QAnon, which has famously alleged that former Democratic National Committee chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz hired a Salvadoran gang to murder staffer Seth Rich; that Angela Merkel is Adolf Hitler’s granddaughter; and that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, among others, are members of an international child sex trafficking ring. One reason Lorraine doesn’t trust Fauci is because of the dramatic change in deaths predicted by coronavirus models that he had nothing to do with. “His projections have changed constantly,“ she told Politico reporter Tina Nguyen. “I think he first started predicting 2 million-plus deaths,” she said, confusing Fauci with London’s Imperial College, according to Politico. Apparently not understanding the point of all the social distancing Fauci and other experts have been advocating for, she added: “And now it’s down to 60,000. And you know, why such a sudden change?"


https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/04/fire-fauci-anti-vaxxers

it isn't Fauci who is the nut job here

Damn. That guys a quack
 
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Yeah, like I said from the beginning, I really don't "need it" either.

I've read about the timing of delivery from 2 or 3 different sources...here's one;

https://www.kiplinger.com/article/s...checks-2020-how-much-when-and-other-faqs.html
Thanks. I hadn't seen anything about paper checks and mailing dates.

We made just less than the max before they lower the payment. They should have my bank info on file but who knows? Maybe we'll get a check in July.

Their online web app did for me what many people are saying...payment status not available.

The government can't even give out cash efficiently.
 
Their online web app did for me what many people are saying...payment status not available.

The government can't even give out cash efficiently.

Yup, my wife said she checked yesterday and got the same message.

And yeah, they spent $2.4 Trillion on this half baked "stimulus package", you'd think they had plenty of time to figure out how to roll it out efficiently.
 

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