OT "Covfefe"

[The Professional Fan]

I couldn't get it to play but googled it and the chick from Bridesmaids, errrr Spicer says it means something?

I'd sure appreciate them telling us so I don't have to join in the making fun of our President for a typo group.

It's not a big deal if dude hit the wrong thing on his keyboard unless they lie like little bitches about it. Then they deserve the trouble.

Say it means
CNN
On
Vacation
Forever
Extremely
Fucking
Eager

That I'd believe.

Well, not really.

Just say it was a freakin' typo and move on. Spicer says "the president and a small group of people know what it meant"

GIVE ME A BREAK DUDE

 

[MARIS61]

Cucks On Viagra Fail Even Finding Elmo

Good description of the "Russian collusion" investigation.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Just say it was a freakin' typo and move on. Spicer says "the president and a small group of people know what it meant"

GIVE ME A BREAK DUDE

Every press conference should be one question from every reporter.... what's it mean?

Next... what's it mean?

Next....you get the idea.

 

[The Professional Fan]

She'd be better off not responding to his attacks any longer. What does she have to gain? It's only going to rile up the trumpeters. It feels very attention grabby

 

[SlyPokerDog]

She'd be better off not responding to his attacks any longer. What does she have to gain? It's only going to rile up the trumpeters. It feels very attention grabby

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Ouch. I didn't know RC Cola was still around.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[riverman]

Catholics Often Value Finding Eggs Fertilizing Eggs

 

[Chris Craig]

Covfefe?

 

[TradeNurkicNow]

Kind of surprised this wasn't brought up. Because it is hilarious.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-...-secret-arabic-message?source=TDB&via=FB_Page

 

[Denny Crane]

Kind of surprised this wasn't brought up. Because it is hilarious.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-...-secret-arabic-message?source=TDB&via=FB_Page

Yes. Reddit and Twitter are the source of all truths.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Kind of surprised this wasn't brought up. Because it is hilarious.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-...-secret-arabic-message?source=TDB&via=FB_Page

It was mildly amusing when I read part that seemed like "so fuck off"

Then it was meh.

I still say every White House reporter should ask Spicer what covfefe means and nothing else until he answers.

 

[TradeNurkicNow]

I still say every White House reporter should ask Spicer what covfefe means and nothing else until he answers.

that's best case scenario for the administration

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

that's best case scenario for the administration

In actually thought that might be. Even that they might have done that on purpose just to keep the press distracted. I don't give them that much credit though.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Bump.

Add "smocking" to the ever growing list of misspelled words from this orange baboon.

 

[MARIS61]

Bump.

Add "smocking" to the ever growing list of misspelled words from this orange baboon.

Learn English.

smocking
noun
smock·ing | \ˈsmä-kiŋ \
Definition of smocking

: a decorative embroidery or shirring made by gathering cloth in regularly spaced round tucks

The impotent left continues to exhibit fake outrage over Trump's mis-spelled tweets (which are actually just the tech industry's failure to design a cellphone keyboard for American-sized fingers) to distract with the fantastic improvements President Trump has already accomplished for Real Americans.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Smocking gun

Top 10 Words Trump Can’t Spell:
1. Smoking = Smocking
2. Coverage = Covfefe
3. Counsel = Councel
4. Principle = Principal
5. Hereby = Hearby
6. Honored = Honered
7. Ridiculous = Rediculous
8. Judgment = Judgement
9. Politician = Politicion
10. Unprecedented = Unpresidented

@MARIS61

 

[speeds]

Smocking gun

Top 10 Words Trump Can’t Spell:
1. Smoking = Smocking
2. Coverage = Covfefe
3. Counsel = Councel
4. Principle = Principal
5. Hereby = Hearby
6. Honored = Honered
7. Ridiculous = Rediculous
8. Judgment = Judgement
9. Politician = Politicion
10. Unprecedented = Unpresidented

@MARIS61

This one might be relevant soon.

Relavant.

 

[theprunetang]

Smocking gun

Top 10 Words Trump Can’t Spell:
1. Smoking = Smocking
2. Coverage = Covfefe
3. Counsel = Councel
4. Principle = Principal
5. Hereby = Hearby
6. Honored = Honered
7. Ridiculous = Rediculous
8. Judgment = Judgement
9. Politician = Politicion
10. Unprecedented = Unpresidented

@MARIS61

It is disheartening that 10 year olds who partake in Spelling Bees can spell words more accurately than President Cheeto Voldemort.

 

[barfo]

The impotent left continues to exhibit fake outrage over Trump's mis-spelled tweets (which are actually just the tech industry's failure to design a cellphone keyboard for American-sized fingers)

Yes, bad on the tech industry for making keys too large for Trump's tiny little hands.

barfo

 

[Lanny]

Donald Trump notched his latest midnight tweet, sending out the incomplete, "Despite the constant negative press covfefe..." Trump was attempting to bash the press apparently, but he couldn't even finish his sentence. Is he just getting more senile or in the least should lay off picking up his phone in the early Am to send tweets when he is half asleep.

He later sent another text making fun of it, and asking America to figure out what covfefe is.



So, my fellow S2ians what is covfefe?

I dunno, ask Sly, he's the spell checker.

 

[CupWizier]

Smocking gun

Top 10 Words Trump Can’t Spell:
1. Smoking = Smocking
2. Coverage = Covfefe
3. Counsel = Councel
4. Principle = Principal
5. Hereby = Hearby
6. Honored = Honered
7. Ridiculous = Rediculous
8. Judgment = Judgement
9. Politician = Politicion
10. Unprecedented = Unpresidented

@MARIS61

You can also add boarder in there for border when he was talking about "boarder" security. Maybe he was talking about surfers, lol

 

[dviss1]

He uses the BEST words though!!

 

[andalusian]

I know it is not related, but I liked it and it is a Covfefe kind of thing, so, yeah.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

"All this talk of impeachment is gonna give Trump a strock."

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

And another gem from this mango monkey:

Boarder security!

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Now that his assistants are encouraging him to use proper spelling, here is a pre-edited tweet:

"I Defeeted ISIS in Syria! US Troups are withdrawing! National Security experts & the Pentagon say ISIS still has 30,000 fighters. LIES! If ISIS is in Syria, WHERE are they? Hiding? I used Google Maps to look at Syria! Maps don’t show ANYONE! Everyone's Gone! Mission accomplished!"

 

[e_blazer]

And another gem from this mango monkey:

Boarder security!

Nothing wrong with that. He's locking down the Lincoln bedroom to make sure that Giuliani doesn't overstay his welcome.

 

[SlyPokerDog]