Cylvia Hayes wanted to be published in The Onion

[SlyPokerDog]

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We dug through 94,000 of former Oregon first lady Cylvia Hayes' emails with state employees.

Here are 17 of the strangest, most interesting and unexpected emails found by The Oregonian/OregonLive's team of more than 40 reviewers.

http://www.oregonlive.com/politics/...ia_hayes_emails_15_of_the.html#incart_m-rpt-1

 

[oldmangrouch]

Kitzhaber forgot one of the prime rules of human relationships - don't stick your dick in crazy.