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What’s Happening with Nicolas Cage’s Face?
http://www.vice.com/read/whats-happening-with-nicolas-cages-face
What’s Happening with Nicolas Cage’s Face?
http://www.vice.com/read/whats-happening-with-nicolas-cages-face
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Dancing Robot Ovelords are here!
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/na...le-in-demo-video/story-fndo48ca-1226500136744
Dancing Robot Ovelords are here!
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/na...le-in-demo-video/story-fndo48ca-1226500136744
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[video=youtube;tWdgAMYjYSs]
[video=youtube;tWdgAMYjYSs]
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HERE WE GO AGAIN.
[video]http://video.msnbc.msn.com/nbc-news/50344658?lite&lite=obnetwork#50344658[/video]
HERE WE GO AGAIN.
[video]http://video.msnbc.msn.com/nbc-news/50344658?lite&lite=obnetwork#50344658[/video]
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[video]http://www.sootoday.com/content/news/full_story.asp?StoryNumber=50683[/video]
[video]http://www.sootoday.com/content/news/full_story.asp?StoryNumber=50683[/video]
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[video=youtube;Zce-QT7MGSE]
[video=youtube;Zce-QT7MGSE]
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http://www.katu.com/news/weird/Golfer-swallowed-by-fairway-sinkhole-197392681.html
Golfer swallowed by fairway sinkhole
Golfing with buddies, Mihal was waiting to hit his third shot, some 100 yards from the pin on the par 5, when he noticed a bathtub-looking indentation about knee deep just behind him on the fairway. At just one over par for the round, the golfer with a 6 handicap was on a roll.
Mihal remarked about how awkward it would be to hit out of the odd depression, and then walked over to give it a closer look and took one step onto it.
"It didn't look unstable," he said. "And then I was gone. I was just freefalling. It felt like forever, but it was just a second or two, and I didn't know what I was going to hit. And all I saw was darkness."
His golfing buddies didn't see him vanish into the earth but noticed he wasn't visible, figuring he had tripped and fallen out of sight down a hill. But one of them heard Mihal's moans and went to investigate.
"He just thought it was some crazy magic trick or something," Mihal said.
http://www.katu.com/news/weird/Golfer-swallowed-by-fairway-sinkhole-197392681.html
Golfer swallowed by fairway sinkhole
Golfing with buddies, Mihal was waiting to hit his third shot, some 100 yards from the pin on the par 5, when he noticed a bathtub-looking indentation about knee deep just behind him on the fairway. At just one over par for the round, the golfer with a 6 handicap was on a roll.
Mihal remarked about how awkward it would be to hit out of the odd depression, and then walked over to give it a closer look and took one step onto it.
"It didn't look unstable," he said. "And then I was gone. I was just freefalling. It felt like forever, but it was just a second or two, and I didn't know what I was going to hit. And all I saw was darkness."
His golfing buddies didn't see him vanish into the earth but noticed he wasn't visible, figuring he had tripped and fallen out of sight down a hill. But one of them heard Mihal's moans and went to investigate.
"He just thought it was some crazy magic trick or something," Mihal said.
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Not sure why I just thought of this, but watch this video of Apollo Robbins, a professional pickpocket. I met him last summer (he is married to a friend of a friend), but had no clue he was pretty big in Vegas. I just thought he was some party magician.
[video=youtube;MG2HPtbV-80]
A good (but very long) article about how he got into pickpocketing.
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2013/01/07/130107fa_fact_green
Not sure why I just thought of this, but watch this video of Apollo Robbins, a professional pickpocket. I met him last summer (he is married to a friend of a friend), but had no clue he was pretty big in Vegas. I just thought he was some party magician.
[video=youtube;MG2HPtbV-80]
A good (but very long) article about how he got into pickpocketing.
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2013/01/07/130107fa_fact_green
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I got a kick out of some of these
Paraprosdokians
A paraprosdokian is a phrase or sentence that leads us down the garden path
to an unexpected ending. "Where there's a will, I want to be in it," is a
paraprosdokian. Winston Churchill loved them.
1. Do not argue with an idiot.
He will drag you down to his level
and beat you with experience.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you.
But it's still on my list.
3. Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
8. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening,'
and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.
To steal ideas from many is research.
10. A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.
11. I thought I wanted a career.
Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
12. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says,
'In case of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR.'
13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down
the street with a bald head and a beer gut,
and still think they are sexy.
15. Behind every successful man is his woman.
Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
17. You do not need a parachute to skydive.
You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
18. Money can't buy happiness,
but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
19. There's a fine line between cuddling
and holding someone down so they can't get away.
20. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
21. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
22. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first
and call whatever you hit the target.
23. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
24. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
25. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian
any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
26. Where there's a will, there are relatives.
I got a kick out of some of these
Paraprosdokians
A paraprosdokian is a phrase or sentence that leads us down the garden path
to an unexpected ending. "Where there's a will, I want to be in it," is a
paraprosdokian. Winston Churchill loved them.
1. Do not argue with an idiot.
He will drag you down to his level
and beat you with experience.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you.
But it's still on my list.
3. Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
8. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening,'
and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.
To steal ideas from many is research.
10. A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.
11. I thought I wanted a career.
Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
12. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says,
'In case of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR.'
13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down
the street with a bald head and a beer gut,
and still think they are sexy.
15. Behind every successful man is his woman.
Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
17. You do not need a parachute to skydive.
You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
18. Money can't buy happiness,
but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
19. There's a fine line between cuddling
and holding someone down so they can't get away.
20. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
21. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
22. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first
and call whatever you hit the target.
23. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
24. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
25. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian
any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
26. Where there's a will, there are relatives.
MARIS61
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Take a personal tour of religious opulence.
After you link on the site below and select an image and it appears, then:
HOLD DOWN THE LEFT MOUSE BUTTON AND SLOWLY MOVE THE CURSOR AROUND THE ROOM. Check out the ceilings. You can also zoom in.
http://www.vatican.va/various/basiliche/san_giovanni/vr_tour/index-en.html
Take a personal tour of religious opulence.
After you link on the site below and select an image and it appears, then:
HOLD DOWN THE LEFT MOUSE BUTTON AND SLOWLY MOVE THE CURSOR AROUND THE ROOM. Check out the ceilings. You can also zoom in.
http://www.vatican.va/various/basiliche/san_giovanni/vr_tour/index-en.html
huevonkiller
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