Da House of Random!

[KeepOnRollin]

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Why is it when your wife or girlfriend gets pregnant, all her friends rub her belly and say "congratulations!" ..... but nobody rubs your dick and says "good job."?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

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Why is it when your wife or girlfriend gets pregnant, all her friends rub her belly and say "congratulations!" ..... but nobody rubs your dick and says "good job."?

They probably are, it just wasn't your dick that did the "good job."

 

[KeepOnRollin]

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They probably are, it just wasn't your dick that did the "good job."

There is a good porno plot-line (as in none) for a movie in there somewhere.

 

[jlprk]

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Did Onion write this headline?

http://news.msn.com/offbeat/new-toyota-minivan-makes-it-easier-to-yell-at-kids

 

[SlyPokerDog]

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Did Onion write this headline?

http://news.msn.com/offbeat/new-toyota-minivan-makes-it-easier-to-yell-at-kids

MSN News? I bet you still use Internet Explorer too.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

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[bodyman5000 and 1]

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Aaaaaaaah. Fuck ^^^^^^^ I love those customers who bought this also bought jokes. Haha

 

[SlyPokerDog]

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Aaaaaaaah. Fuck ^^^^^^^ I love those customers who bought this also bought jokes. Haha

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

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Hahahahaha. Blame Canada, they're not even a real country anyway.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

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I just started listening to nickelback because of this. Leader of Men is a good song.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

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I just started listening to nickelback because of this. Leader of Men is a good song.

I saw Nickelback right when they were first getting famous at the Salem Armory. It was a really good show.

 

[barfo]

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I saw Nickelback right when they were first getting famous at the Salem Armory. It was a really good show.

I saw them when they played the Johnson's backyard, until his mom called them in for dinner.

barfo

 

[Denny Crane]

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[video=youtube;aOpdZIT5Zcg]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

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[video=youtube;aOpdZIT5Zcg]

That was a good day.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

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Due to their similar protein composition, blood can be used as an egg substitute in baking and making ice cream.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

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Police: Naked man touching himself falls in river, rescued, arrested


http://www.kptv.com/story/26195152/...alls-in-river-rescued-arrested?autostart=true

 

[SlyPokerDog]

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Greatest product review ever!

http://www.amazon.com/review/R3IMEY...e=UTF8&ASIN=B00FLZEQH2&nodeID=228013&store=hi

 

[SlyPokerDog]

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[PDXFonz]

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http://www.wkyt.com/home/headlines/...sey-County-chase-268176402.html?device=tablet

Wow, I guess playing for the wolves really took its toll.

 

[Eastoff]

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http://www.wkyt.com/home/headlines/...sey-County-chase-268176402.html?device=tablet

Wow, I guess playing for the wolves really took its toll.

He thought he could get one last isolation play from the cops, but they shut him down as usual.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

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[Eastoff]

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Secret Blazer fan must work at lawn care in Colorado

 

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[maxiep]

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Secret Blazer fan must work at lawn care in Colorado

That's DU's lacrosse field! Great find! Repped!

As an aside, the University of Denver and the University of Colorado refer to themselves as DU and CU. I've asked again and again and no one can give me a satisfactory explanation. I can see now why we legalized weed.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

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