Dame Probable Sunday

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

The RC2 twitter page needs to send this threads link to Damian.

Maybe he will laugh so hard that he'll shit his pants.

 

[PDXFonz]

The RC2 twitter page needs to send this threads link to Damian.

Maybe he will laugh so hard that he'll shit his pants.

Jesus please no.

 

[Boise Blazer]

Yeah let's see how dedicated his swing man double is now

 

[PDXFonz]

Yeah let's see how dedicated his swing man double is now

He'll surely be there for the ass-istance.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

The RC2 twitter page needs to send this threads link to Damian.

Maybe he will laugh so hard that he'll shit his pants.

Ummm... No.

 

[riverman]

Dame takes it to the hole and jams it! Flip Saunders is stupefied! putrified and disgusted!

 

[Boise Blazer]

You can't get this kind of shit anywhere else

 

[BlazerCaravan]

I have to laugh that I got nearly as many reps for this thread as I did for my Stupid Stat Tricks post. That's the EPITOME of S2!

 

[blue32]

lol nice guys

 

[KingSpeed]

Will Barton gets the start at PG? Probably wants to keep Blake with second unit.

 

[PDXFonz]

They say that basketball is a game of runs

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Will Barton gets the start at PG? Probably wants to keep Blake with second unit.

Blake is worried that, if he starts, Dame will end up coming off the bench for the rest of the season.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

They say that basketball is a game of runs

Man, and I thought Wes was streaky!

 

[Blazersfan161]

Good job it's the wolves.

 

[BigGameDamian]

I'd rather to see Crabbe over CJ anyway.

 

[Strenuus]

So, serious question.

Would Damians' poo get us at least a 2nd rounder?

 

[kjironman1]

So, serious question.

Would Damians' poo get us at least a 2nd rounder?

That DEPENDS on the consistency.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

So, serious question.

Would Damians' poo get us at least a 2nd rounder?

Whomever got his poo would be adding a great number 2 option to their team

 

[magnifier661]

Dame's ball sweat can make the all star game

 

[Further]

Apparently Dame changing his number from zero to deuce.



But really the only shit puns that should be made shouldn't involve Dame but the entire Timberwolves team.

 

[riverman]

I think he called Mo Cheeks for advice

 

[Strenuus]

so, would one dame deuce be worth two mike conley deuces?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

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Damian Lillard (gastroenteritis) will play tonight vs #timberwolves #Blazers #RipCity

 

[magnifier661]

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Damian Lillard (gastroenteritis) will play tonight vs #timberwolves #Blazers #RipCity

Gastroenteritis?! Is that like a farting problem? The shits?

 

[BrianFromWA]

you guys gotta be shitting me with this thread. Pull your heads out of the sludgy sewers. I swear, you turdburglars have never heard of a guy with explosive diarrhea before. Makes me want to vomit into a gas-station restroom and lick up the splashback. Come on.

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[riverman]

4 chocolate bar Friday

 

[PDXFonz]

4 chocolate bar Friday

He's going to be dropping more than dope lyrics.

 

[tlongII]

Gastroenteritis?! Is that like a farting problem? The shits?

That's exactly what it is. Diarrhea.