Damian Lillard is eyeing the Blazers' schedule as he awaits the birth of his first child

[rotary111]

Do you think he would let us name the baby?

.9 or Rotary111 or just Rotary.

@HCP can you ask him if we can name the baby?

 

[THE HCP]

Do you think he would let us name the baby?

.9 or Rotary111 or just Rotary.

@HCP can you ask him if we can name the baby?

Shit, it would end up with one of these!

 

[BBert]

I'm QUITTING!!!

I already did.

 

[Haakzilla]

...he's going to name him Laheem

 

[BonesJones]

Roy Drex Lillard.

 

[theprunetang]

My bet is Houston Lillard after his older brother. Dame is a family man.

 

[theprunetang]

My bet is Houston Lillard after his older brother. Dame is a family man.

And then clutch fans will start a 300 page thread about how Dame is going to sign in Houston for the veteran's minimum.

 

[dviss1]

Roy Drex Lillard.

I refereed a 6'2" 5th Grader at the Seaside tournament this year.

Just BEASTLY

Here's the kicker:

His name is JeBron....

After Jordan and LeBron...

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I refereed a 6'2" 5th Grader at the Seaside tournament this year.

Just BEASTLY

Here's the kicker:

His name is JeBron....

After Jordan and LeBron...

Smh... lol his dad had to pull some serious strings to get his mom to agree to that

 

[dviss1]

Smh... lol his dad had to pull some serious strings to get his mom to agree to that

I'm not mad at his name at all. Hard to live up to but the kid certainly has a future. If he can put it all together you'll hear about him. I met his parents. I asked them what they feed him. "Red meat and raw eggs", the dad joked.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I'm not mad at his name at all. Hard to live up to but the kid certainly has a future. If he can put it all together you'll hear about him. I met his parents. I asked them what they feed him. "Red meat and raw eggs", the dad joked.

Lol feed him like a farm boy and he will produce buckets, it worked for Indiana kids.

 

[theprunetang]

I refereed a 6'2" 5th Grader at the Seaside tournament this year.

Just BEASTLY

Here's the kicker:

His name is JeBron....

After Jordan and LeBron...

It sounds way to close to Jabroni. Which is slang for lame, a poser, and weak.

 

[dviss1]

It sounds way to close to Jabroni. Which is slang for lame, a poser, and weak.

(Ja-BRAWN) doesn't sound like (Ja-BRO-nee) man... lol.

 

[theprunetang]

(Ja-BRAWN) doesn't sound like (Ja-BRO-nee) man... lol.

It wouldn't be hard to add a vowel sound to the end. Too close for my liking...haha

 

[andalusian]

His name is JeBron....

After Jordan and LeBron...

Better that LeOrdan - I guess.

 

[Orion Bailey]

So how come there isnt a poll on what day and time?
Whos taking bets?

 

[BrianFromWA]

Shit, it would end up with one of these!

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I mean, if you're going for the "Rock Gnome Artificier" theme, maybe? A Dwarven Barbarian?

Actually, that's it. A small version of Lillard that rips hearts out, gets better in battle and can cry in Rage for multiple rounds until the Constitution Save is met. Ghagglig Onyxbasher Lillard it is!

 

[THE HCP]

I mean, if you're going for the "Rock Gnome Artificier" theme, maybe? A Dwarven Barbarian?

Actually, that's it. A small version of Lillard that rips hearts out, gets better in battle and can cry in Rage for multiple rounds until the Constitution Save is met. Ghagglig Onyxbasher Lillard it is!

No props to The HCP for trying to be relatable to his audience?

 

[LayneStaley]

If he misses a game because of this, I’m 100% okay with it. Family first, big moment.

He won’t.

 

[LayneStaley]

I think Chad, Brad or Chet sound like good baby lillard names.

 

[theprunetang]

I think Chad, Brad or Chet sound like good baby lillard names.

No thanks.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Time

Time Lillard.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Dillard Lillard.

 

[Strenuus]

Do You Know What Time It Is, Lillard?

Official name.

 

[Turftoejoe]

Edward Davis Lillard

 

[LayneStaley]

No thanks.

I forgot my green font

 

[theprunetang]

I forgot my green font

I'm really happy to hear that. Haha.

 

[Wizard Mentor]

He's going to name the kid after Westbrook:
Russ-Killer Lillard.

 

[BrianFromWA]

He's going to name the kid after Westbrook:
Russ-Killer Lillard.

He would have to be a Jr., then.

 

[illmatic99]

He playing tonight?