Dan Gadzuric Appreciation Thread

[Mediocre Man]

Chris Haynes ‏@ChrisBHaynes
RT @TrailBlazersPR The Trail #Blazers have requested waivers on C Dan Gadzuric.


Thank you for helping bring us something for that fat ass, worthless, piece of shit PG we traded for you. Good luck in retirement

 

[Nikolokolus]

I'll appreciate him forever.

 

[drexlersdad]

little known fact, dan gadzuric is actually a dolphin

 

[Natebishop3]

We barely knew ye.

 

[barfo]

Oh Danny Boy, the waiver wire, the waiver wire is calling...
From NYC to PDX, and down the mountain side
Your contract's gone, and your career is dying
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and Leonard must bide.
But come ye back when you've got a job in the D-league
Or when the players are on strike and we need scabs
'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.

barfo

 

[drexlersdad]

fuck you dan gadzuric, you traitor, go play for the rockets, you will never be as good as you were here, bitch

 

[Boob-No-More]

I appreciate that he helped us get the rights to a couple Euros and a future 2nd round pick for a guy we would have gladly let walk for nothing.

Poor guy was clearly a victim of the little known clause in the new CBA that requires player weights in all trades to match to within 15%. They had to add him to the deal so the combined weight of Gadzuric and Jared Jefferies was within 15% of Fatty Felton's weight.

BNM

 

[Mediocre Man]

Oh Danny Boy, the waiver wire, the waiver wire is calling...
From NYC to PDX, and down the mountain side
Your contract's gone, and your career is dying
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and Leonard must bide.
But come ye back when you've got a job in the D-league
Or when the players are on strike and we need scabs
'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.

barfo

hahaha. I was actually thinking of doing Danny's song, but it wasn't coming together

 

[mook]

Oh Danny Boy, the waiver wire, the waiver wire is calling...
From NYC to PDX, and down the mountain side
Your contract's gone, and your career is dying
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and Leonard must bide.
But come ye back when you've got a job in the D-league
Or when the players are on strike and we need scabs
'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.

barfo

Very moving.

At the risk of steering this Very Important Thread off track, it made me think of this:
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[drexlersdad]

 

[mook]

I imagine that the sound that makes as the brown matter is flowing up the tube sounds something like, "GAAAAAAAAaaaa--DZURICH!"

 

[Mediocre Man]

Wait, I got one

Daniel was waived so he won't have to deal with the rain
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
Because he can sign there instead of just cry
God it looks like Daniel, went from the NBA to wondering why?

They say Spain is pretty though I've never been
Well Daniel will think it's the best place that he's ever seen
Oh because New York can be kinda rough
Lord I miss Daniel, oh I miss him so much

Daniel my brother you are older than me
Do you still feel the pain of the scars in youe knees
Your NBA dream has died, but you played more than I
Daniel you'll be a star in a place like Valencia

Daniel was waived so he won't have to deal with the rain
But it's probably the best thing to not have to deal with Dwight Jaynes
He helped us get rid of Cupcake
God thanks for Daniel, He helped take away our headache

 

[MARIS61]

My first thought was "he's wearing white pants?".

 

[OLDSchool_BlazerFAN]

fuck you dan gadzuric, you traitor, go play for the rockets, you will never be as good as you were here, bitch

Jesus christ ... let it go

 

[Ed O]

Thank you, Mr. Gadzuric, for not being even 10% as annoying as the UCLA center who preceded you.

Damn, Jelani McCoy was irritating to watch.

Ed O.

 

[Nikolokolus]

Jesus christ ... let it go

You're quick ...

 

[Natebishop3]

Jesus christ ... let it go

Why can't we make fun of Knicks fans?

 

[Nikolokolus]

Why can't we make fun of Knicks fans?

Internetz iz serious bizness.

 

[Sedatedfork]

Jesus christ ... let it go

You tell him! Dan Gadzuric was the heart and soul of this team. It's not his fault that he was waived to save money for Ronnie Price. NBA is all about business.

 

[Sedatedfork]

You're quick ...

Some times I imagine your posts being spoken by your avatar and it just makes me laugh.

 

[Mediocre Man]

You tell him! Dan Gadzuric was the heart and soul of this team. It's not his fault that he was waived to save money for Ronnie Price. NBA is all about business.

You simply can't replace a Dan Gadzuric with a snap of your fingers. This is a man who brought as many titles to the Rose City as Brandon Roy for Christ's sake. I hope we honor him and retire his number....er retire his Bermuda shorts

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Guys, let's live in the present. Dan Gadzruic is not walking through that door.

 

[drexlersdad]

Jesus christ ... let it go

do you know where i can sell some bitcoins? my great grandma left me 1300 in her will

 

[Natebishop3]

do you know where i can sell some bitcoins? my great grandma left me 1300 in her will

I'll give you a few locations if you can tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street.

 

[Nikolokolus]

Some times I imagine your posts being spoken by your avatar and it just makes me laugh.

[video=youtube;nbPtHlT2u48]

 

[Spud147]

See now this kind of post is what keeps me coming back to the board and proves Blazer fans are just a notch above all the rest.

I love you guys. Hug?

 

[BlazerBeav]

The question is will Blazer fans boo him when Charlotte comes to the RG and he's MJ's latest pickup?

 

[Ed O]

Who thinks that Kahn is going to snap him up to get revenge on Portland?

Ed O.

 

[e_blazer]

See now this kind of post is what keeps me coming back to the board and proves Blazer fans are just a notch above all the rest.

I love you guys. Hug?

Hug? Spud, you've been around here enough to know that most of these guys will go straight for the grope.

 

[MickZagger]

Thank you, Mr. Gadzuric, for not being even 10% as annoying as the UCLA center who preceded you.

Damn, Jelani McCoy was irritating to watch.

Ed O.

George Zidek is pissed!