Did your dad have a porn collection?

[BrewCityBuck]

I discovered my dad's VHS collection in his closet, in a wicker basket, I was in 6th grade and I was amazed and intrigued by it. I found it on Thanksgiving when I was looking for a remote control car for my cousins, and I actually called my mom in to see it. She told me to leave and we shut the door. A year later when my parents and brother left for a soccer tournament, I made a morning of it, woke up at 7 AM and watched one for 4 hours. It was my first experience with porn. Two years later, freshmen year I was watching a black/anal tape my dad had, which was new for his collection (he had like 6 tapes) and was an older tape...I put it in, and it got stuck, I yanked the tape out and the film came out and it fell out everywhere, I ripped the tape from the VHS, destroying the tape and wrecking the VHS....I threw the tape away and two days later my mom asked me if the VHS was acting funny...we had to buy a new one.

Any stories from you guys?

 

[yankshater213]

nopebut ive caught my dad watching skinemax before... talk about awkward.

 

[SirLaker]

I have caught my dad looking at porn once in my lifetime. Very wierd, I just ended up walking away and pretending it never happend. Also, while looking for batteries in his closet, found condoms..I am talking boxes.

 

[iversonfan268]

Well if my dad has one I've never found it. I never really go through my parents room though.<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SirLaker @ Jul 16 2007, 06:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I have caught my dad looking at porn once in my lifetime. Very wierd, I just ended up walking away and pretending it never happend. Also, while looking for batteries in his closet, found condoms..I am talking boxes.</div>Oh God, that reminds me of when I was in my grandmas bathroom one time and found magnums in her bathroom. God I wish I could forget that ever happened.

 

[BrewCityBuck]

A few years ago I was in the basement watching the Dailyshow, I walked up the stairs, looked into the livingroom and saw my dad run up to the TV with his pants half-way down turning it off, during the day we acted as though nothing had happened...it's like our little secret.

 

[primetime]

Why would you make a topic about peoples dads spanking the monkey? your a weird mofo bcb.

 

[BrewCityBuck]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PrimeTime @ Jul 16 2007, 08:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Why would you make a topic about peoples dads spanking the monkey? your a weird mofo bcb.

</div> It's looking like my 5th topic of over 15 replies today, you should try it sometime.

 

[Zards]

Yeah, my dad did. He had two downloaded videos in one of his folders called 'Hot Videos'. He doesn't anymore, though. I always check his history on the laptop and nothing is there besides dentistry junk. So you can say his porn-watching situation isn't as serious as BCB's dad.. I mean, damn.. 6 tapes??

 

[BrewCityBuck]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Zards @ Jul 16 2007, 08:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>So you can say his porn-watching situation isn't as serious as BCB's dad.. I mean, damn.. 6 tapes??

</div> He's 55 years old, he doesn't get it like he used to.

 

[Opal]

My dad is nowhere near that type. My friends mom has a box with dildos in it though.

 

[BrewCityBuck]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Camby23Land @ Jul 16 2007, 09:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>My friends mom has a box with dildos in it though.

</div> :shifty2:

 

[CB4allstar]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Camby23Land @ Jul 16 2007, 11:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>My dad is nowhere near that type. My friends mom has a box with dildos in it though.

</div>:HAHAHA:that made me giggle.I've never seen any of my dad's porn before, but I did notice that he left my Swimsuit issue sports illustrated in the bathroom. That was a little weird...

 

[Opal]

Don't worry she's ugly.

 

[DRob-50-Forever]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Camby23Land @ Jul 16 2007, 06:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>My friends mom has a box with dildos in it though.

</div>What's she look like? :winkglasses:

 

[Nitro1118]

Yeah, my dad used to have like a whole porn program on the computer we both used (this wa sback in 4th grade), and I found and opened the program (dad is not too bright). Basically some of the porn was really strange, like a girl pleasuring herself with a hockey stick... It was my first experience with porn. I then ventured to a link the program provided, was watching it, and got a virus from it. I freaked out, so I used scissors and cut one of the wires in the back of the TV, thinking all of the computer's memory would vanish

I ended up cutting the mouse wire, but thankfully dad never found out what virsu was from. A few weeks ago I found my grandfather's porn collection by where he keeps his guns, which was REALLY weird. It was a stack of about 50 porno's from like the '80's....really weird sh*t.

 

[Pacers fan forever]

No, no, and NO!Heck no, y'all know my parental status

 

[The`Dream]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Pacers fan forever @ Jul 17 2007, 12:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>No, no, and NO!Heck no, y'all know my parental status</div>Yep. Thats what happens when a Quaker marries a Mormon.

 

[Pacers fan forever]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The`Dream @ Jul 17 2007, 12:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Yep. Thats what happens when a Quaker marries a Mormon.</div>lol, WTF?Presbyterian bro

 

[pistolx]

Uh I found some nighttime porno on Digital Cable under Saved Programs twice, its normal though w/e

 

[The`Dream]

a Presbo... even worse!

 

[pistolx]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Pacers fan forever @ Jul 17 2007, 12:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>lol, WTF?Presbyterian bro</div>OMG bro..... thats hawt

 

[MaRdYC26]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pistolx @ Jul 17 2007, 12:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>OMG bro..... thats hawt</div>Lmao...

 

[KCX]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (iversonfan268 @ Jul 16 2007, 08:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Well if my dad has one I've never found it. I never really go through my parents room though.Oh God, that reminds me of when I was in my grandmas bathroom one time and found magnums in her bathroom. God I wish I could forget that ever happened.</div>LOL, omfg that made me laugh so hard. Goddamnit, im gonna view your profile and give you a 5 star for that one comment. But in all seriousness, Ive caught my dad viewing it and then he minimized it and I pretended like nothing happened. But he also used to have VHS tapes and I watched one of them. Not sure what the movie was called but the story plot was actually pretty good... nothing stupid like nowadays (I.e. I need better grades miss ______, how can I raise the grade or.. hey mrs ________ is bobby home, no thomas bobby is not home.. can I F*ck you). BUt I think he got rid of everything.

 

[LAZY]

It's labeled Carl's Camping Equipment.All of it is Asian.We confronted him about it and his excuse was he thought they were all Bruce Lee movies

 

[pistolx]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LAZY @ Jul 17 2007, 12:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>It's labeled Carl's Camping Equipment.All of it is Asian.We confronted him about it and his excuse was he thought they were all Bruce Lee movies</div>OMGOMGOMGOMOMG BEST POST EVER LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[junot111]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LAZY @ Jul 17 2007, 12:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>It's labeled Carl's Camping Equipment.All of it is Asian.We confronted him about it and his excuse was he thought they were all Bruce Lee movies</div>:HAHAHA::HAHAHA:

 

[SportsTicker]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LAZY @ Jul 16 2007, 09:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>It's labeled Carl's Camping Equipment.All of it is Asian.We confronted him about it and his excuse was he thought they were all Bruce Lee movies</div> :HAHAHA: But why would you do that to the poor guy?

 

[Justice]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Jul 16 2007, 08:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>It's looking like my 5th topic of over 15 replies today, you should try it sometime.</div>He's just jealous that you have a father.

 

[Memphology]

Thats a stereotypical comment :yes1: I was going to say racist...but I just read your post

 

[Opal]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LAZY @ Jul 16 2007, 10:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>It's labeled Carl's Camping Equipment.All of it is Asian.We confronted him about it and his excuse was he thought they were all Bruce Lee movies</div>That reminds me of You, Me, and Dupree.