Do you believe in anything strong enough that you would be a suicide bomber for?

[SlyPokerDog]

I can't think of a thing.

 

[riverman]

Only this situation...off planet

 

[magnifier661]

The Blazers to be guaranteed an NBA championship!

 

[BlazerWookee]

Nate McMillan: Coach of the Year!

 

[Further]

My beliefs are antithetical to violence, so my beliefs may be strong enough to die for but harming innocents would be an impossibility

 

[barfo]

Whatever the cause, if I had some desire to detonate a bomb, I'm pretty sure I could figure out a way to do it that doesn't involve me being inside it.

barfo

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

The Blazers to be guaranteed an NBA championship!

I also vote for Mags to nuke himself if it means a championship.

 

[crowTrobot]

Whatever the cause, if I had some desire to detonate a bomb, I'm pretty sure I could figure out a way to do it that doesn't involve me being inside it.

barfo

That was my first thought. Not believing in an afterlife sort of makes one value staying alive over all else.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I'm sure I could think of something I'd bomb myself for but it's easier to think of things I'd encourage Mags to do it for.

1. Get McDonald's to serve breakfast all day. The FULL menu
and I don't even like McDonald's.

2. Get Pearl Jam to try and make another album like Ten.

3. Get Miley Cyrus to shave her armpits.

4. Get Trump to get a normal haircut. Seriously, just let the barber do whatever he wants. It couldn't be worse.

That took about 10 seconds. There could be thousands.

 

[Sedatedfork]

No

 

[e_blazer]

So, are we talking about suicide bomber in the context of blowing up innocent people for the purpose of creating terror, or are you including going kamikaze in a war environment? I've always considered myself more the general type, but I could probably convince Mags to do the latter if necessary.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

If I knew...absolutely KNEW beyond any doubt...that 72 virgins were waiting for me, I might give it more than passing consideration.....but not for one virgin less....

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

If I knew...absolutely KNEW beyond any doubt...that 72 virgins were waiting for me, I might give it more than passing consideration.....but not for one virgin less....

Like you'd know what to do with them...

 

[riverman]

If I knew...absolutely KNEW beyond any doubt...that 72 virgins were waiting for me, I might give it more than passing consideration.....but not for one virgin less....

By definition, they'd remain virgins and so you'd have 72 dependents going through endless puberty

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

By definition, they'd remain virgins and so you'd have 72 dependents going through endless puberty

They only have to be virgins till I get there....

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Like you'd know what to do with them...

Your Mama might have something to say about that....

 

[Denny Crane]

Trump, CJ is the best SG in the league.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I'd need more than proof of virgins. I'd need full nudes and interviews along with full control over the entire situation. Housing and who has to work. There are plenty of details missing.

If I knew...absolutely KNEW beyond any doubt...that 72 virgins were waiting for me, I might give it more than passing consideration.....but not for one virgin less....

 

[MarAzul]

By definition, they'd remain virgins and so you'd have 72 dependents going through endless puberty

That was mean.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Your Mama might have something to say about that....

I'd usually respond to this with, "Pics or it didn't happen."

In this case, I will respectfully opt not to suggest such things...

 

[PDXFonz]

I would blow myself up if I had to listen to Clyde Drexler every game.

But it would be on a mountain away from society, and it would be from a faulty ACME rocket as I would at least try to launch myself into space.

 

[Natebishop3]

Suicide bombing is stupid and not very effective. I could think of much better ways to accomplish the same result.

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

Remember when C. Thomas Howell held that grenade until the Russkies showed up, and them blew them the fuck up? That shit was tight! Or was that the Cubans?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Remember when C. Thomas Howell held that grenade until the Russkies showed up, and them blew them the fuck up? That shit was tight! Or was that the Cubans?

Wolverines!

and then Charlie Sheen got HIV.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

 

[MARIS61]

A belief that makes you cowardly, cruel and stupidly insignificant? No.

 

[ripcityboy]

One instance, if a millenial with a double digit IQ, who gets there sociopolitical understanding from Stephen Colbert, tells me their offended one more f-cking time.... yeah, I might be tempted!

 

[stampedehero]

I'm a fighter to live. It would never cross my mind

 

[BBert]

I'd need more than proof of virgins. I'd need full nudes and interviews along with full control over the entire situation. Housing and who has to work. There are plenty of details missing.

No doubt. I'd wager that after 3 months of dealing with 72 virgins/ex-virgins drama you'd gladly blow yourself up again.

 

[BBert]

I mean seriously. Maybe the 72 virgins isn't a reward, it's the punishment for being the biggest prick ever and going against the peaceful teachings of Islam. Maybe they aren't there to cater to these assholes, they are there to make their existence hell. Fucktards capable of the mass murder of innocent bystanders are fully capable of completely misinterpreting pretty much everything.

Or maybe it's all just made up bullshit and people are sheep. Just maybe.