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Yes, I've played 8+ in different bands, two orchestras, and one symphony.I rarely can remember any dreams I have, but last night I had one whereas I was traveling all over, happening on certain places and events. One of which was, I think, a concert and @SlyPokerDog showed up with his band (Sly, did you ever play in a band?). I know it was Sly, because I've met, and had beers with, Sly.
The whole thing was rather nondescript, but I do remember Sly standing there, bass guitar slung around his neck, with some big ol' cheesy smile on his face. I don't really recall anything after that, but he seemed to be having a great time.
Wait! Perhaps I should have entitled this thread, "Do You Have Nightmares?" Kidding Sly. Juuuuuust kidding.![]()
Band nerd who lost his virginity in band camp to a homely girl with braces……I think we’ve seen that movie a dozen times……Yes, I've played 4 in different bands, two orchestras, and one symphony.
Band nerd who lost his virginity in band camp to a homely girl with braces……I think we’ve seen that movie a dozen times……
Yes, I've played 8+ in different bands, two orchestras, and one symphony.
Nice! Hey, I've played/marched in the Rose Festival! OK, OK, I know that's no big deal. I did have to switch instruments for it at the last minute, though, as the tuba player got sick. Completely different key/signature from the baritone, though, so I had to fake it a little bit.![]()
Sly, is this you?
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Perfect training for running a fan message board……My parents moved from Portland to Gladstone during Christmas break when I was in the 7th grade. The Catholic grade school I went to had an orchestra, my new middle school band. Marching band and jazz band. To be in the jazz band you had to be in the marching band. Ugh. The band director loved having someone who could play bass for the jazz band but a string bass for a marching band isn't going to work. So.... he wanted me to learn tuba. I said no...way...in...hell. I didn't want to learn fucking tuba. Fat kids play tuba. I didn't even want to be in the marching band. So... how about trumpet? NO! Drums? NO! I didn't want to be in marching band. I figured if I kept saying no to learning new instruments they would eventually give up and let me be in the jazz band but not in the marching band.
Finally, they came up with the solution....
I would be the drum major.
7th grade we did alright in the Junior Rose Festival parade.
8th grade we did great and won best marching band. Which was a really big deal because of how small we were compared to other schools.
I became a pretty damn good drum major.
everyone knows msg boards are crawling with fat tuba players! (no offense meant to actual fat tuba players!)Perfect training for running a fan message board……
why do you have her costume on your lap while looking at that print?Sly, is this you?
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Did you look pretty in your highly decorated drum major suit as you marched proudly lifting each knee in succession. Is this how you got to know all the rally squad girls? If so, how can I sign up?My parents moved from Portland to Gladstone during Christmas break when I was in the 7th grade. The Catholic grade school I went to had an orchestra, my new middle school band. Marching band and jazz band. To be in the jazz band you had to be in the marching band. Ugh. The band director loved having someone who could play bass for the jazz band but a string bass for a marching band isn't going to work. So.... he wanted me to learn tuba. I said no...way...in...hell. I didn't want to learn fucking tuba. Fat kids play tuba. I didn't even want to be in the marching band. So... how about trumpet? NO! Drums? NO! I didn't want to be in marching band. I figured if I kept saying no to learning new instruments they would eventually give up and let me be in the jazz band but not in the marching band.
Finally, they came up with the solution....
I would be the drum major.
7th grade we did alright in the Junior Rose Festival parade.
8th grade we did great and won best marching band. Which was a really big deal because of how small we were compared to other schools.
I became a pretty damn good drum major.
Bullshit. Guys look at those legs, now look at the figure, now look at the make-up and tell me this isn't the spitting image of Sly.
You're eyes aren't up to the task Lanny....what you think you're seeing is actually a coat rack!Bullshit. Guys look at those legs, now look at the figure, now look at the make-up and tell me this isn't the spitting image of Sly.
Well, I did say it looked like Sly.You're eyes aren't up to the task Lanny....what you think you're seeing is actually a coat rack!