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Ha!
Pretty funny, but this one was the hoot!



The guy on the right is so descriptive! Could be the soul image of anyone of the Trump cabinet both former and current
or his wife at the mere mention of, Trump!
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So, this guy goes into a bar with his dog. He walks up to the bartender and says that his dog can speak and if he shows his dog can talk, could he please have a free beer. The bartender says okay. The bartender says to the dog "What do you call the skin of a tree?" and the dog says, "bark, bark" The bartender then says "What does sandpaper feel like?" and the dog says "ruff, ruff". Finally the bartender says "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" and the dog says "ruth, ruth". The bartender tells the man to get the hell out of his bar and take your phony dog with you. As the man and the dog exit the bar the dog turns to the man and says "DiMaggio?"
 

We had a border collie mix that jumped out of a moving Jeep to run after a cat. Scared the shit out of me. She was a crazy wild pup all her life, but at least she stopped jumping from moving vehicles after that incident.
 
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We had a border collie mix that jumped out of a moving Jeep to run after a cat. Scared the shit out of me. She was a crazy wild pup all her life, but at least she stopped jumping after moving vehicles after that incident.

Hahahahaha!
 
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