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Lanny

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Okay, I'm retired and living off welfare and social security which I need you guys contributing toward. If you don't start doing all the work and propping up social security, how am I gonna pay for my cigarettes and beer?
 
Like drinking isn't work?

barfo
 
Okay, I'm retired and living off welfare and social security which I need you guys contributing toward. If you don't start doing all the work and propping up social security, how am I gonna pay for my cigarettes and beer?
I work and you can have all the beer you want. I refuse to buy anyone cigarettes.
 
I only work when their husbands are out of town.

Ha!
You know I had a Filipino buddy back in my Navy days near you in Longbeach. He loved to go dancing, every Saturday night he was down at the Paladin on the beach
Shakin a leg! We both new a young lady that also love to dance. So those two would meet up there and put on a show for couple hours or so. By the time
I got there, just before closing time, one dance and we were out of there. That guy and I were a damn good team.
 
Ha!
You know I had a Filipino buddy back in my Navy days near you in Longbeach. He loved to go dancing, every Saturday night he was down at the Paladin on the beach
Shakin a leg! We both new a young lady that also love to dance. So those two would meet up there and put on a show for couple hours or so. By the time
I got there, just before closing time, one dance and we were out of there. That guy and I were a damn good team.

So he saved the last dance for you, just like in the song.

You can dance-every dance with the girl
Who loves to dance, let her hold you tight
You can smile-every smile for the girl
Who held your hand neath the pale moon light
But don't forget who's takin' you back to the ship
And in whose arms you're gonna be
So Navy buddy, save the last dance for me

Why did you and him split up?

barfo
 
So he saved the last dance for you, just like in the song.

You can dance-every dance with the girl
Who loves to dance, let her hold you tight
You can smile-every smile for the girl
Who held your hand neath the pale moon light
But don't forget who's takin' you back to the ship
And in whose arms you're gonna be
So Navy buddy, save the last dance for me

Why did you and him split up?

barfo

:cool2:
Don't go for detective.
 
I work and you can have all the beer you want. I refuse to buy anyone cigarettes.
It wouldn't look right to sit on my front porch in my underwear, food stained undershirt drinking a bottle of beer and not have a cigarette hanging out my mouth. I keep a three day beard stubble for just such occasions.
 
I'll say this....I've never posted here from work ...until a couple of weeks ago never had a cell phone...always wondered how so many people in their 20s had the time to hang out and post as much here...when I was that age I definitely had more important things to do with my time...I have listened to Blazer radio from work though when on break...I'm with Lanny...you guys need to feed the social security system at least until I'm gone!
 
I'll say this....I've never posted here from work ...until a couple of weeks ago never had a cell phone...always wondered how so many people in their 20s had the time to hang out and post as much here...when I was that age I definitely had more important things to do with my time...I have listened to Blazer radio from work though when on break...I'm with Lanny...you guys need to feed the social security system at least until I'm gone!
https://www.ssa.gov/history/briefhistory3.html
 
some interesting chapters in that novel...I just met with my local Social Security agency and talked with them ...very good experience. They take a lot of time to walk you through the details. My wife and I have saved into IRAs and mutual funds etc for 30 years together..I've invested well and have no worries really compared to poor folks. I paid into the PERS system for 13 years...it's not big retirement but it'll probably pay for a new bathroom and small fishing boat to enjoy. I've worked for years for disabled folks who couldn't live without SSI or disability checks...it's small potatoes compared to what big money gets spent on by gov't in my view.....my reality is that family is my first safeguard in life..so many elderly don't have that...to young folks...save some money ..sooner the better..and care for your elders
 
some interesting chapters in that novel...I just met with my local Social Security agency and talked with them ...very good experience. They take a lot of time to walk you through the details. My wife and I have saved into IRAs and mutual funds etc for 30 years together..I've invested well and have no worries really compared to poor folks. I paid into the PERS system for 13 years...it's not big retirement but it'll probably pay for a new bathroom and small fishing boat to enjoy. I've worked for years for disabled folks who couldn't live without SSI or disability checks...it's small potatoes compared to what big money gets spent on by gov't in my view.....my reality is that family is my first safeguard in life..so many elderly don't have that...to young folks...save some money ..sooner the better..and care for your elders
I'm running low on cigarettes and beer.
 
I'm retired but don't smoke, don't like beer, dress neatly, and so far have been able to hold off tapping social security. The later I wait the bigger monthly check
 
I'm retired but don't smoke, don't like beer, dress neatly, and so far have been able to hold off tapping social security. The later I wait the bigger monthly check
My place is getting messy what with all the empty beer bottles and cigarette butts all over the floor. Can I come over to your house? You keep yours so neat and you'd sweep up my cigarette butts for me and dispose of my beer bottles.
Hey, you could give me a lift to the payday loan joint where I could cash my welfare check and I could buy more beer and cigarettes for you to dispose of for me at your house.
 
No, I am not your maid, Lanny. Nor am I your chauffeur. I have far more important and interesting things to do with my time.

Unless you want to claim to be a cat, I am not picking up after you or cleaning your litter box. And cats don't smoke.
 

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