So you know what I look ... Ok... My mother taught me there are no rules in fighting. She punch my uncle and his face when she was pregnant with me. I don't fight fair. I punch balls. I gouge eyes. I punch tracheas. There's not a person in this forum that's as quick as me. This is not some internet threat. So again keep my family out of everything you post. And equating Dave Chappelle skit to College white boys having blackface parties is comparing apples to oranges.
Damn, I may not be quicker but there isn't anyone in this forum with a higher pain tolerance than me (unless they have that rare condition where they literally can't feel pain)
I wrecked my mountain bike on pavement two weeks ago and landed my 6'2" 330lb 41 year old ass on my hip at full speed. Hopped up and kept on riding.
I woke up Monday morning with what I suspect was E Coli. Went to work but got dizzy as fuck so had to go home. Slept for 22 hours with Adele singing in my head and couldn't get it to stop. Went to work Tuesday feeling like a zombie but made it through.
I worked three days with a blocked gall bladder.
I have stubby legs for my height. 30 inch inseam so I can take taller guys down easy as hell. Some kid was watching me do biceps at the gym on a machine with 100 on each side. I was doing the whole stack on each side and he freaked out and told my wife "that guy is doing the whole stack" and she is like "yeah, he is a monster"
Early this year we had our community garage sale. On Saturday we sold a bunch of stuff and made 400 bucks. On Sunday we saw a neighbor two blocks down the hill from us had a king size hardwood sleigh bedroom set for sale.
I bought it and the woman asked how I was going to get it home because my Focus is too small. I told her I'd carry it up the hill and she laughed and looked at my wife like I was crazy. My wife said "he'll do it, watch"
I carried them over my head.
In 7th grade a goon kid named Fred was picking on my friend and I told him to pick on me. He punched me, I laughed and shoved him back and let him punch me again. After 4-5 shots to the face I threw him into a bunch of chairs and was about to unleash hell when people broke it up.
So, take all that into account and then add on that I don't fight fair either. I'll take out knees and choke the shit out of people and just get crazy as fuck.
So you see, I win.