Zombie Draft the STACHE!

[TripTango]

If we don't take Adam Morrison, management will prove their epic stupidity. The fans ALL want the STACHE in Portland -- taking any other player would represent a complete failure on the part of Blazers management.

 

[LameR]

Well timed.

As opposed to popular belief, the sky is in fact not falling.

 

[Nikolokolus]

How about draft the Graph instead?

 

[RoyToy]

Randolph traded? WHAT???!?!?!?

SELL THE FRANCHISE. FIRE KP

 

[BTOWN_HUSTLA]

CHANNING FRYE...PRITCH SEES SOMETHING IN HIM!

 

[BTOWN_HUSTLA]

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE ENOUGH CAP SPACE IN 2010 TO SIGN 2 MAX CONTRACTS! OMG!

 

[The Sebastian Express]

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE ENOUGH CAP SPACE IN 2010 TO SIGN 2 MAX CONTRACTS! OMG!

I don't think anyone ever thought this was possible even if Darius Miles was off the books. LMA and Roy's contracts kick in next summer and it was never a possibility.

 

[BTOWN_HUSTLA]

I don't think anyone ever thought this was possible even if Darius Miles was off the books. LMA and Roy's contracts kick in next summer and it was never a possibility.

Tom Penn! Genius!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Damn this was dark times.

 

[Natebishop3]

Damn this was dark times.

Really? It looks to me like nothing has changed lol

 

[BlazerWookee]

Damn this was dark times.

Really? Landing Channing Frye for Randolph was a particularly bright day for the Blazers...

 

[Natebishop3]

Really? Landing Channing Frye for Randolph was a particularly bright day for the Blazers...

False.

If we would have drafted Durant, we wouldn't have traded Randolph and we would have had one of the most talented offensive teams in the league for a while there.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

ZBO would have been sweet on the Blazers. Such a dumb move to dump him for cap space, that's what got Pritchard and Penn fired.

 

[The Professional Fan]

Damn this was dark times.

 

[BlazerWookee]

False.

If we would have drafted Durant, we wouldn't have traded Randolph and we would have had one of the most talented offensive teams in the league for a while there.

True. We drafted Oden so we could get rid of Randolph, and replace him with Aldridge. Zach had to go, and we were super fortunate we were able to land Channing Frye in the deal instead of a half a pack of Kool Milds and a dog-eared Oui magazine from 1983, with only a two or three of the pages stuck together.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Complete waste of skin

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

There is a special place in hell for trolls, and zombie thread bumpers.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Complete waste of skin

Waste of an NBA roster spot sure, but that skin has some cool tats!

 

[Natebishop3]

True. We drafted Oden so we could get rid of Randolph, and replace him with Aldridge. Zach had to go, and we were super fortunate we were able to land Channing Frye in the deal instead of a half a pack of Kool Milds and a dog-eared Oui magazine from 1983, with only a two or three of the pages stuck together.

If the only reason to draft Oden was to get rid of Zach, then KP was a bigger idiot than some people make him out to be. We took Oden because we thought he was a once-in-a-generation player. But if we had taken Durant instead, I guarantee Zach would not have been moved.

PG -(who cares)
SG - Roy
SF - Durant
PF - ZBO
C - LMA

Fuck a big three... that's a big four.

 

[Driew]

If the only reason to draft Oden was to get rid of Zach, then KP was a bigger idiot than some people make him out to be. We took Oden because we thought he was a once-in-a-generation player. But if we had taken Durant instead, I guarantee Zach would not have been moved.

PG -(who cares)
SG - Roy
SF - Durant
PF - ZBO
C - LMA

Fuck a big three... that's a big four.

LMA did not want to play center in Portland. He's reluctant in SA but he's not about to tell Pop no lol.

 

[oldfisherman]

It was not sweet times in Portland when Zbo played for the Blazers. His off court distractions and behavior were welcomed like a giant wart on a rodeo queens ass.

I am glad Zbo go his life turned around, but was very happy when he was traded. And his trade was NOT why Penn was fired, and probably had little to do with KPs firing, if at all.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

I seem to remember Roy being vocal that he did not want ZBO in the locker room or on the team anymore.

Annnddddd lma said we had to trade batum, cause he didnt want to plat another game with that motherfucker.

Lesson learned. Dont listen to players

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Annnddddd lma said we had to trade batum, cause he didnt want to plat another game with that motherfucker.

No one wants to plat with Batum.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

No one wants to plat with Batum.

plat

The sound being made from skin slapping skin during intercouse.

I'm gonna give her the PLAT!

Idk man. You have pairs of his used clothes. Im sure you've made some slapping sounds with rosey palms while wearing them....

 

[Wizard Mentor]

I'm confused about why people are talking about this. If you want to talk about Draft the Stache, then you should be talking about Roy and Aldridge, not Zbo or anyone else. They were the guys we took instead of Morrison.

 

[PDXFonz]

Either SlyPokerDog is BigGameDamian, or he's really making a run at his money.