Drug Tests

[primetime]

So those of you who smoke have probably had to take these? whats your secret ways to never get caught?(dont delete this topic cu it might save my life someday) I personally havent been caught in a drug test in a long time because I buy system cleaner drinks but im interested to see if theres a less costly way to past them damned tests.

 

[Memphology]

No joke, drink your pea if your desperate. Im being dead serious, it works.You would think it would keep it in your system, but pea will clean out your system of anything. You cant just do it once though. You have to pea, drink, pea again and drink again and pea one more time.

 

[ReppinTheD]

I haven't got caught or had to take one.....but my friend just took one last week.Here's somethings you can do...(oh and by the way, he passed it)1. An hour before you take the test, drink about 4 large cups of water. You're basically going to piss something close to water...when you do piss, piss for like 3 seconds in the toilet because the beginning of your piss is the dirtiest...but in the middle of your piss it's cleanest. 2. Drink a few Red Bulls...Red Bulls have like 300% Niacin...Niacin will mask any THC.3. Take an aspirin an hour before you pee. My friend only did the 1st one and he passed. This kid has been smoking for the past 1 year and a half...and took only 10 days break with no smoking. So this works. Good luck on your test.

 

[BrewCityBuck]

Thats some good stuff right there Reppin.

 

[Memphology]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ReppinTheD @ May 31 2007, 01:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I haven't got caught or had to take one.....but my friend just took one last week.Here's somethings you can do...(oh and by the way, he passed it)1. An hour before you take the test, drink about 4 large cups of water. You're basically going to piss something close to water...when you do piss, piss for like 3 seconds in the toilet because the beginning of your piss is the dirtiest...but in the middle of your piss it's cleanest. 2. Drink a few Red Bulls...Red Bulls have like 300% Niacin...Niacin will mask any THC.3. Take an aspirin an hour before you pee. My friend only did the 1st one and he passed. This kid has been smoking for the past 1 year and a half...and took only 10 days break with no smoking. So this works. Good luck on your test.</div>I like your way better than mine.I actually never did it cause I stopped in March of 06, but I know some people who foreal drank some piss...but it foreal worked. Ima tell them your way...lol.

 

[Milgod]

I find it pretty cheap to not do drugs, but I guess you're not interested in that idea?

 

[redneck]

good info, I use to have to take tests weekly for a job but I never had a problem because I didn't smoke. my test did come back that I was pregnant once.

 

[Rok]

Lol at people who resort to drinking their own urine.

 

[primetime]

I have high enough THC levels that water alone wont pass me my test. So far im thinking stay with what works, im just wondering if anyone knows any cheaper system cleaner that actually works or gets more then 1 use out of it. I spend 25.99 a week for system cleaner + weed, thats about half the money I have after bills left to myself.

 

[ReppinTheD]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PrimeTime @ May 31 2007, 02:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I have high enough THC levels that water alone wont pass me my test. So far im thinking stay with what works, im just wondering if anyone knows any cheaper system cleaner that actually works or gets more then 1 use out of it. I spend 25.99 a week for system cleaner + weed, thats about half the money I have after bills left to myself.</div>lol...stop bein cocky...if you drink enough water, you will piss water. YES it will work, no matter what.

 

[primetime]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ReppinTheD @ May 31 2007, 02:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>lol...stop bein cocky...if you drink enough water, you will piss water. YES it will work, no matter what.</div>Im dead serious. I tried to not use system cleaner once when I was 13. I've been on probation ever since. :cry2:EDIT: I was off probation at 15 but got put back on when I turned 17 and will remain on probation until I turn 21.

 

[ReppinTheD]

Oh ya...Cranberry juice is a natural cleanser, as well. That's why pregnant woman drink it by the gallons...it's healthy, and it cleans you out.Also...if you know you have a drug test like a week from today, work out (cardio is the best)...since THC gets stored in fat cells - when you work out, those fatcells will burn and dispose of all the THC.

 

[primetime]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Milgod @ May 31 2007, 02:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I find it pretty cheap to not do drugs, but I guess you're not interested in that idea?</div>I've really considered quitting weed but at this point in my life theres too much peer pressure plus its fun as sh*t. I mean if im chillin and we're all drivin around and someone passes me a big ass blunt you expect me to say no? Maybe if I was raised where its not around me everyday but being a black man in baltimore, weed surrounds me. At least I dont do any hard drugs like a lot of people here, I Mean I live in the most drug filled city on the east coast. Someday I'll quit it though but im only 19 years old. I just wish I could get probation off my dick. I dont even break any laws any more(other then smoking) but my PO wont leave me alone.

 

[ReppinTheD]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PrimeTime @ May 31 2007, 02:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I've really considered quitting weed but at this point in my life theres too much peer pressure plus its fun as sh*t. I mean if im chillin and we're all drivin around and someone passes me a big ass blunt you expect me to say no? Maybe if I was raised where its not around me everyday but being a black man in baltimore, weed surrounds me. At least I dont do any hard drugs like a lot of people here, I Mean I live in the most drug filled city on the east coast. Someday I'll quit it though but im only 19 years old. I just wish I could get probation off my dick. I dont even break any laws any more(other then smoking) but my PO wont leave me alone.</div>Ya - the laws are a bi*ch...honestly, quitting weed is not hard. Its as simple as saying No to yourself...don't worry about the others, just say it's only weed, and you have other things to achieve...if weed gets in your way, you gotta take it out. Simple as that. Peer preasure is for weak people, I know you're not weak...just pass the blunt, pass the bong, pass the jay...w/e...you don't need it if you're on probo...the laws are so F*cked up that they like to focus their strictest laws on marijuana and kids who smoke. Pot heads do nothing wrong...my day consists of either going to work or school, than going to my friends to smoke. Than we play hacky sack, or play basketball, or w/e we think of...we do nothing illegal or anything that hurts anyone else. Its bullsh**...but o well - u gotta deal with it.

 

[primetime]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ReppinTheD @ May 31 2007, 02:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Ya - the laws are a bi*ch...honestly, quitting weed is not hard. Its as simple as saying No to yourself...don't worry about the others, just say it's only weed, and you have other things to achieve...if weed gets in your way, you gotta take it out. Simple as that. Peer preasure is for weak people, I know you're not weak...just pass the blunt, pass the bong, pass the jay...w/e...you don't need it if you're on probo...the laws are so F*cked up that they like to focus their strictest laws on marijuana and kids who smoke. Pot heads do nothing wrong...my day consists of either going to work or school, than going to my friends to smoke. Than we play hacky sack, or play basketball, or w/e we think of...we do nothing illegal or anything that hurts anyone else. Its bullsh**...but o well - u gotta deal with it.</div>Lifes a bi*ch and then you die, thats why we stay high because you never know when you gonna go.

 

[ReppinTheD]

"Life's a bi*ch and then you die; that's why we get highCause you never know when you're gonna goLife's a bi*ch and then you die; that's why we puff lyeCause you never know when you're gonna goLife's a bi*ch and then you die; that's why we get highCause you never know when you're gonna goLife's a bi*ch and then you die; that's why we puff lye "

 

[Rok]

Drug Free. Alcohol Free. Can pass drug tests!

 

[Pacers fan forever]

Wow, you guys should get checked for depression and/or anxiety disorder

 

[Mobruler]

If you want to smoke pot and pass your drug tests, then don't cheap out on passing them. Cough up 40 bucks and go to your local headshop and buy a bottle of Redi-Clean.

 

[Opal]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ReppinTheD @ May 31 2007, 12:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Ya - the laws are a bi*ch...honestly, quitting weed is not hard. Its as simple as saying No to yourself...don't worry about the others, just say it's only weed, and you have other things to achieve...if weed gets in your way, you gotta take it out. Simple as that. Peer preasure is for weak people, I know you're not weak...just pass the blunt, pass the bong, pass the jay...w/e...you don't need it if you're on probo...the laws are so F*cked up that they like to focus their strictest laws on marijuana and kids who smoke. Pot heads do nothing wrong...my day consists of either going to work or school, than going to my friends to smoke. Than we play hacky sack, or play basketball, or w/e we think of...we do nothing illegal or anything that hurts anyone else. Its bullsh**...but o well - u gotta deal with it.</div>Then why is one of potheads main reason why weed should be legalized is that it isn't a addictive and you can quit anytime? Just throwing that out.Anyways, if you go as far as drinking your own pee to pass a drug test, that would be an all time low.

 

[primetime]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Camby23Land @ May 31 2007, 09:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Then why is one of potheads main reason why weed should be legalized is that it isn't a addictive and you can quit anytime? Just throwing that out.Anyways, if you go as far as drinking your own pee to pass a drug test, that would be an all time low.</div>It really isnt hard to quit, the thing is it stimulates your mind and you feel much better after smoking weed. Theres two reasons I smoke, one because I love the feeling and two its so much around me that it tempts me to smoke. Also it really doesn't hurt me, Newports are doing me in alot worse then weed will ever. If I ever moved to the suburbs though id survive without weed, I could easily go a day or even a week without weed. A Newport on the other hand is addicting, when I was locked up I was going through badass nicotine withdrawal. its hard to explain but weed really isnt addicting. its just fun. Newports on the other hand while soothing, are VERY addicting. I wish I never started smokin cigs, and I will quit eventually. Right now im down to 3 newports a day which really aint bad at all in my opinion.

 

[Rok]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>If I ever moved to the suburbs though id survive without weed, I could easily go a day or even a week without weed.</div>How about forever?

 

[KCX]

ive been drug tested.. drank about as much water as I could right beforeedit: and passed

 

[Justice]

This thread is just hilarious.

 

[WELCOMEtotheJUNGLE]

PrimeTime don't drink your piss or chug red bulls or any of that sh*t. Those are all crappy myths. There is a drink at vitamin world/GNC called Omni. I've taken it before to pass a piss test because I too smoke weed. When you go there, ask for a "system cleansing drink" called Omni. You have to ask that way because otherwise they're legally not allowed to sell it to you if you go Can I have one of those drug tests drinks. There are directions on the bottle but they're very vague. I successfully passed my drug test with this method. You take the drink the day of your test. Allow yourself a good 3 hours when you take the drink before your drug test. Drink Omni in a comfortable, but steady pace. Then drink 2 to 3 water bottles after and take a piss atleast 3,4 times before your test. I passed that way and I know about 10 of my friends that have all passed it to. Once again, it's called Omni.

 

[primetime]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (WELCOMEtotheJUNGLE @ Jun 1 2007, 08:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>PrimeTime don't drink your piss or chug red bulls or any of that sh*t. Those are all crappy myths. There is a drink at vitamin world/GNC called Omni. I've taken it before to pass a piss test because I too smoke weed. When you go there, ask for a "system cleansing drink" called Omni. You have to ask that way because otherwise they're legally not allowed to sell it to you if you go Can I have one of those drug tests drinks. There are directions on the bottle but they're very vague. I successfully passed my drug test with this method. You take the drink the day of your test. Allow yourself a good 3 hours when you take the drink before your drug test. Drink Omni in a comfortable, but steady pace. Then drink 2 to 3 water bottles after and take a piss atleast 3,4 times before your test. I passed that way and I know about 10 of my friends that have all passed it to. Once again, it's called Omni.</div>How much does it cost? my drug test is monday.

 

[WELCOMEtotheJUNGLE]

I don't know if they're in your area but at my local mall there is a store called VitaminWorld, it was $25 there. One of my other friends who got it, said it cost $60 at GNC. So if there is a VitaminWorld or any other type of vitamin store in your area I'd suggest you go there over GNC. The good price is $25. But like I said, I've heard of kids paying $60 for it.

 

[primetime]

I need to get that stuff tomorrow at the latest then, im not paying 60$ though unless it comes with multiple uses.

 

[WELCOMEtotheJUNGLE]

Yeah PT like I said, anywhere but GNC you should but it.

 

[primetime]

4 hours til my drug test,wish me the best niggaz.