Economic times requires I split up my season tickets. Playoff Seats Guaranteed.

[SlyPokerDog]

You guys are losers!

I just got the tickets! Great deal!

I just got back from Western Union'ing the money to Nigeria. Also he has a relative that needs help getting money out of the Nigeria (that's why he's there) so I'm going to pay the export tax.

I'm turning my $20k into $300k.

Lesson for you losers, always trust a fellow Blazer fan!

 

[barfo]

My issue with dead center is you have to pass by 8 or 9 people to get to your seat. Every time. I'm also in 318, but I sit on an aisle. I'd rather move my legs for people to get by than have to squeeze by 8 people to piss.

You are missing the point. Get there a couple of hours ahead of time, you can walk right to your seat. And if you need to piss just stand up and let fly. That's why they call it the lower bowl, you know.

barfo

 

[Draco]

I'm giving these seats away as they're better than any of the individual seats in the arena that costs $100 or less. All of the seats on the sides of the court (including Paul Allen's seats) and on the other side of the arena are worse seats for viewing the action.

I would like to accept these free seats that are even better than Paul Allen's.

Perhaps Allen will even be my guest to one of these games since he'll get to sit in a better seat.

 

[TripTango]

You guys are losers!

I just got the tickets! Great deal!

I just got back from Western Union'ing the money to Nigeria. Also he has a relative that needs help getting money out of the Nigeria (that's why he's there) so I'm going to pay the export tax.

I'm turning my $20k into $300k.

Lesson for you losers, always trust a fellow Blazer fan!

Love it!

 

[THE HCP]

Now let me get this straight........... are they "dead center"?

 

[oldguy]

My issue with dead center is you have to pass by 8 or 9 people to get to your seat. Every time. I'm also in 318, but I sit on an aisle. I'd rather move my legs for people to get by than have to squeeze by 8 people to piss.

Maybe you should carry an ice bucket to the games?

Go Blazers

 

[BlazerWookee]

Seriously. What row?

 

[THE HCP]

Seriously. What row?

The "dead center " row!

 

[MrSelfDestruct]

This forum is loaded with some really immature people.

The responses here all come from people with the minds of 8-year olds.

A long-time (more than a decade) season-ticket holder comes on and says that he needs to split up his season tickets, and poster after poster comes on and acts like a jerk or an immature moron.

Sorry, I guess that's what you get when you "humble" yourself and trudge around with us peasants. I've never considered selling something online as something that required "humbling," rather I considered it the most convenient way to reach the most amount of people. I guess I was wrong.

Further, sorry us whipper-snappers aren't ready to shell out a bunch of dough (sorry, kid speak again. I meant to say legal tender or accepted form of currency.) to someone whom we have never interacted with and are a bit skeptical. Some evidence of actual ticket holding would have helped credibility immensely (e.g. an attachment of a photo with past tickets or the email from the Blazers with your personal information blurred out confirming renewal) but you instead chose to give us an unnecessary sales pitch.

All of you are an embarrassment to yourselves and as Blazer fans. That's probably why Season Ticket holders and most Blazer fans don't post on sites like this as this seems to be the accepted mentality of the board. I have yet to see some mature people post on the thread calling out all of the immature people who have posted so far.

I just am shocked you would want to leave your dead-center seats to speak with every season ticket holder about whether or not they post on message boards. You must have somehow missed the numerous posters on the board that actually ARE STH.

We ARE huge a embarrassment to Blazer fans everywhere. I mean, we watch religiously, then converse about what we watched, then converse about ways to improve (if necessary), or talk about obscure stats. Embarrassingly geeky.

 

[BlazerBeliever]

Sorry, I guess that's what you get when you "humble" yourself and trudge around with us peasants. I've never considered selling something online as something that required "humbling," rather I considered it the most convenient way to reach the most amount of people. I guess I was wrong.

Further, sorry us whipper-snappers aren't ready to shell out a bunch of dough (sorry, kid speak again. I meant to say legal tender or accepted form of currency.) to someone whom we have never interacted with and are a bit skeptical. Some evidence of actual ticket holding would have helped credibility immensely (e.g. an attachment of a photo with past tickets or the email from the Blazers with your personal information blurred out confirming renewal) but you instead chose to give us an unnecessary sales pitch.



I just am shocked you would want to leave your dead-center seats to speak with every season ticket holder about whether or not they post on message boards. You must have somehow missed the numerous posters on the board that actually ARE STH.

We ARE huge a embarrassment to Blazer fans everywhere. I mean, we watch religiously, then converse about what we watched, then converse about ways to improve (if necessary), or talk about obscure stats. Embarrassingly geeky.

You are right on. There are many people on this board, me included that are season ticket holders. I would say this guy needs to make some posts and attend some events that people on this board do all the time. Then maybe people wouldn't be so skeptical. I wonder how he found out about this site anyways?

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

The title needs to be changed too. Basketball tickets are a luxury. A full season for those seats is below 2k and renewal was only a few months ago. The economy that has been in suppossed shambles for awhile now cannot be blamed for not being able to come up with a couple of hundred dollars a month all of a sudden.

Can I suggest a new title?

"Either this is a scam or managing my money like an 8 year old require selling my DEAD CENTER, BETTER THAN SEX season tickets"

 

[The_Lillard_King]

My issue with dead center is you have to pass by 8 or 9 people to get to your seat. Every time. I'm also in 318, but I sit on an aisle. I'd rather move my legs for people to get by than have to squeeze by 8 people to piss.

I'm with you. In fact I just moved for this upcoming season and the best part of the move for me was not moving closer but I'm now on the isle. I can get beers or take a piss in no time.

So the prices he quotes, are they the same prices you pay for your tickets?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I'm with you. In fact I just moved for this upcoming season and the best part of the move for me was not moving closer but I'm now on the isle. I can get beers or take a piss in no time.

Real fans don't pee during the games.

You never see PA getting up to pee during the game. He sits there holds it!

 

[The_Lillard_King]

Real fans don't pee during the games.

You never see PA getting up to pee during the game. He sits there holds it!

You never see PA with a beer in his hand either. Personally, I'm double fisting those beers and have the bladder of a 3 year old girl.

 

[RR7]

PA probably uses a colostomy bag, so he doesn't need to get up.

As for the price, sounds about right, roughly 1900 for the whole season, so his 950 for a half is legit, purple section ticket price.

 

[julius]

Is this maybe the same poster who created a new screen name to ask for advice about the girl he thought he knocked up?

 

[THE HCP]

The funny thing is, NOW WE KNOW WHERE THIS BITCH SITS EACH GAME! Let's all take turns harassing him next season!

 

[barfo]

Is this maybe the same poster who created a new screen name to ask for advice about the girl he thought he knocked up?

Nope, definitely not the same.

barfo

 

[BBert]

This thread is awesome.

I love this place!

Thanks for posting, whatever your name was.

 

[BlazerWookee]

I guess he's either found a buyer, or isn't really interested in selling them after all.

I still want to know what row.

 

[soona]

The funny thing is, NOW WE KNOW WHERE THIS BITCH SITS EACH GAME! Let's all take turns harassing him next season!

No way the guy ever sits there - he's a scalper who is looking for someone to share the holding cost, while he keeps all the rights until the Blazers go on their title run. Then he ditches any "partners" he picks up along the way and cashes in with exorbitant prices on the street.

Hey . . . anyone want to share my season next year? Guaranteed (one) playoff tix! Right on the fricken' FOUL LINE! These are better than Monty Williams' seat! Did I mention they are on THE FOUL LINE? You can't even get t-shirts here you're so close (they'd take your head off)!

 

[barfo]

No way the guy ever sits there - he's a scalper who is looking for someone to share the holding cost, while he keeps all the rights until the Blazers go on their title run. Then he ditches any "partners" he picks up along the way and cashes in with exorbitant prices on the street.

Hey . . . anyone want to share my season next year? Guaranteed (one) playoff tix! Right on the fricken' FOUL LINE! These are better than Monty Williams' seat! Did I mention they are on THE FOUL LINE? You can't even get t-shirts here you're so close (they'd take your head off)!

Do you have any that are DEAD CENTER on the FOUL LINE? Because free throws don't look good, especially if you are a DEAD CENTER on the FOUL LINE.
DEAD CENTER on the FOUL LINE for GOVERNOR.

barfo

 

[TripTango]

Looks like we are too immature and skeptical for his taste. Hope he manages to survive these tough economic times.

 

[julius]

Looks like we are too immature and skeptical for his taste. Hope he manages to survive these tough economic times.

I have no pity for those who buy Blazer tickets (or any sports teams season tickets) and then have to worry about paying for those unnecessary finances when things get tough. It's a privilege not a right.

Manage your money better.

Wah, help me justify spending money that I can't afford. Wah. (say the 'wah's' in a Stewie Griffin voice)

 

[TripTango]

I have no pity for those who buy Blazer tickets (or any sports teams season tickets) and then have to worry about paying for those unnecessary finances when things get tough. It's a privilege not a right.

Manage your money better.

Wah, help me justify spending money that I can't afford. Wah. (say the 'wah's' in a Stewie Griffin voice)

Looks like you have never had tickets that were DEAD CENTER. If you had, you would understand why they are more important than buying bread.

 

[ehizzy3]

lol how did i miss this thread

 

[julius]

Looks like you have never had tickets that were DEAD CENTER. If you had, you would understand why they are more important than buying bread.

you bring up a good point. DEAD CENTER would be worth having to forgo on the kids getting shoes, or new clothes.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

LOL! Good times! Thanks for reminding everyone of this thread, Barfo!

 

[44Thrilla]

Is this maybe the same poster who created a new screen name to ask for advice about the girl he thought he knocked up?

oh you mean darizzle?

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Where is Darizzle? At home changing diapers? Cleaning milk bottles?