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Geeze, he's goes from 5-1 to 1-6. Now that's a nice way to cover yourself. I mean, way to go out on a limb. That's very sheepish of him.
All that said, if the beavers win 3 games or so I wonder if they will lose confidence in Riley. My thinking is no as he has certainly proven himself, but there are times a team needs a new voice.
come on BP, the following disclaimer was preceded the article. Understand: These are not predictions. They are extreme scenarios and pieces of fiction Personally I laughed throughout... which is the main intention of each of these pieces he writes on each P12 school.
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Kelly signs a lifetime contract after the NCAA announces the whole Willie Lyles investigation was "just a big misunderstanding." Nike boss Phil Knight finds $100 million in his sofa. He gives it all to Oregon, which then provides spaceships for its players to fly around campus, a move given the NCAA's stamp of approval because it feels bad about asking Kelly so many questions "and taking up his valuable time."
Joss Whedon announces he will make a film about Oregon football and how cool it is. "It will be like 'The Avengers,'" he says. "Only more of a blockbuster. And cooler."
George Clooney gets the role of Chip Kelly.