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Re: Ever Asked A Girl Out & Been Rejected?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Justice @ Nov 7 2006, 12:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Nah, I never been rejected.One time though, this bi*ch-ass Motherf*cker came up to this really extremely hot superfly honey that I've had sex with like twenty times, because I'm a player. But anyway, yeah, one time after hitting that sh*t in between classes, this bi*ch Motherf*cker comes up to my sweet sensuous honeybear and is like, "YO YOU WANNA GO OUT WITH ME?" I forgot my gat so I went outside to my Civic, which has a $6,684 stereo. I paid for it with my own money which I got by selling crack and PCP. But yeah, back to the story. Anyway so I needed my gat but I forgot my keys. So then I f*cking punched the windshield with my fist and broke it. The windshield, that is. So yeah, my hand was all bleeding and sh*t but of course I just blew on it and it was okay because I'm a BAMF. Anyway yeah back to the story. I couldn't see in my car because the windshield is tinted and sh*t so it's dark as a Motherf*cker in there. I squinted really hard but I couldn't see sh*t, man. So I turned on the blacklights inside my car and got my Motherf*cking gat. The only problem was, by turning on my blacklight I also turned on my stereo which has sweet subs in it. Like seriously, one time this guy lost his hearing because it was so loud. So the parking attendent started bein a bi*ch and cryin at me like he had sand in his vagina. Well of course I don't let sh*t like that fly at my school, so I popped him in the grill. Yeah, that Motherf*cking 73 year old didn't see that sh*t coming, that faggot. So finally I went inside and this guy is still up trying to talk to my honey. I was like YO bi*ch BACK THE F*ck OFF I'LL f*cking KILL YOU and he's like no don't hurt me I'm a pussy and I was like damn right and then me and my honey had sex right there in the lunchroom because I'm a badass. This kid asked to join in and I was like F*ck you, moron and I shot him in his f*cking foot and he was like WAAAAHHH and had to go to the hospitalHas anyone else been as cool as me? I mean probably not, but have you come close ever?</div> :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: Wow....best post ever. Let's get this guy an award. :worthy:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Justice @ Nov 7 2006, 12:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Nah, I never been rejected.One time though, this bi*ch-ass Motherf*cker came up to this really extremely hot superfly honey that I've had sex with like twenty times, because I'm a player. But anyway, yeah, one time after hitting that sh*t in between classes, this bi*ch Motherf*cker comes up to my sweet sensuous honeybear and is like, "YO YOU WANNA GO OUT WITH ME?" I forgot my gat so I went outside to my Civic, which has a $6,684 stereo. I paid for it with my own money which I got by selling crack and PCP. But yeah, back to the story. Anyway so I needed my gat but I forgot my keys. So then I f*cking punched the windshield with my fist and broke it. The windshield, that is. So yeah, my hand was all bleeding and sh*t but of course I just blew on it and it was okay because I'm a BAMF. Anyway yeah back to the story. I couldn't see in my car because the windshield is tinted and sh*t so it's dark as a Motherf*cker in there. I squinted really hard but I couldn't see sh*t, man. So I turned on the blacklights inside my car and got my Motherf*cking gat. The only problem was, by turning on my blacklight I also turned on my stereo which has sweet subs in it. Like seriously, one time this guy lost his hearing because it was so loud. So the parking attendent started bein a bi*ch and cryin at me like he had sand in his vagina. Well of course I don't let sh*t like that fly at my school, so I popped him in the grill. Yeah, that Motherf*cking 73 year old didn't see that sh*t coming, that faggot. So finally I went inside and this guy is still up trying to talk to my honey. I was like YO bi*ch BACK THE F*ck OFF I'LL f*cking KILL YOU and he's like no don't hurt me I'm a pussy and I was like damn right and then me and my honey had sex right there in the lunchroom because I'm a badass. This kid asked to join in and I was like F*ck you, moron and I shot him in his f*cking foot and he was like WAAAAHHH and had to go to the hospitalHas anyone else been as cool as me? I mean probably not, but have you come close ever?</div> :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: Wow....best post ever. Let's get this guy an award. :worthy:
However, she thought I meant the thing you meant...</span>