"Every child deserves a married mom and dad"

[PtldPlatypus]

I've always thought that what America needs is an Orange President.

barfo

Now are we just talking about an orange person, or just the color orange itself?

 

[Denny Crane]

I've always thought that what America needs is an Orange President.

barfo

Then vote for Hiliar. She'd look great in orange.

 

[MARIS61]

I was, indeed, watching the convention. It was awesome.

And wasn't it nice of Mrs. Obama to help Mrs. Trump with her speech?

barfo

It was good to hear it again, now that time has proven Michelle lied when she said all that stuff about learning to be a good person and respecting other people's opinions.

 

[barfo]

It was good to hear it again, now that time has proven Michelle lied when she said all that stuff about learning to be a good person and respecting other people's opinions.

Well, I'm sure Melania was speaking from her heart when she read Michelle's speech off the teleprompter.

barfo

 

[Minstrel]

Now are we just talking about an orange person, or just the color orange itself?

Just think of the hurtful chants our first orange President would face: "Trump isn't orange, he's door hinge!" and such. Sad!

 

[Chris Craig]

 

[Chris Craig]

It was good to hear it again, now that time has proven Michelle lied when she said all that stuff about learning to be a good person and respecting other people's opinions.

Please don't try to compare Michelle Obama to Melania Trump...one is a mother who I can see imbibing those principles...the other has five nanny's taking care of her kids.. Melania hasn't changed a diaper in her life...let alone do more

 

[Denny Crane]

Well, I'm sure Melania was speaking from her heart when she read Michelle's speech off the teleprompter.

barfo

So you disagree with Mrs. O's speech?

How many words do you think she stole, out of the whole speech? All of them because they're in the dictionary?

LOL

 

[barfo]

So you disagree with Mrs. O's speech?

What gave you that impression?

How many words do you think she stole, out of the whole speech?

Pretty much the same number of words everyone else thinks she stole. According to Chris Christie, it's only 7% of the speech. Is that your point?

barfo

 

[SlyPokerDog]

So you disagree with Mrs. O's speech?

How many words do you think she stole, out of the whole speech? All of them because they're in the dictionary?

LOL

 

[riverman]

I've always thought that what America needs is an Orange President.

barfo

Not John Boehner again!!!!

 

[Denny Crane]

What gave you that impression?



Pretty much the same number of words everyone else thinks she stole. According to Chris Christie, it's only 7% of the speech. Is that your point?

barfo

You like the next First Lady's speech.

 

[barfo]

You like the next First Lady's speech.

The next First Lady is a man, baby!

barfo

 

[Denny Crane]

Oh dear. Your other face is showing! What shall we do?

:MARIS61:

http://www.politico.com/story/2008/02/clinton-aide-accuses-obama-of-plagiarism-008570

Obama closely echoed a passage from a speech that Deval Patrick, now the Massachusetts governor, used at a campaign rally when he was running for that office in 2006.

The Clinton campaign circulated a pair of YouTube links of the two speeches on Sunday.

Here's Patrick at a rally for his gubernatorial campaign on Oct. 15, 2006, during the final stretch of his successful campaign against then-Massachusetts Lt. Gov. Kerry Healey (R):

“But her dismissive point, and I hear it a lot from her staff, is that all I have to offer is words — just words. ‘We hold these truths to be self-evident, [applause and cheers] that all men are created equal.’ [Sustained applause and cheers.] Just words – just words! ‘We have nothing to fear but fear itself.’ Just words! ‘Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.’ Just words! ‘I have a dream.’ Just words!”

Here’s Obama on Saturday night at the Democratic Party of Wisconsin’s Founders Day Gala in Milwaukee:

“Don’t tell me words don’t matter! ‘I have a dream.’ Just words. ‘We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.’ Just words! [Applause.] ‘We have nothing to fear but fear itself.’ Just words — just speeches!”

 

[Denny Crane]

What is he looking at?

 

[barfo]

I'd like to use the "but he did it too, mommy" defense, please!

So noted.

barfo

 

[blue32]

What is he looking at?

Same thing I'm looking at! Her loot chest!

 

[Denny Crane]

So noted.

barfo

You didn't wah wah wah then. Your other face is showing.

You must be reall offended by those words.

 

[barfo]

You didn't wah wah wah then. Your other face is showing.

You must be reall offended by those words.

I'm unclear about your point. I suspect you are also.

barfo

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

What is he looking at?

A fine looking woman, or as he calls them a humidor.

 

[MarAzul]

I'm unclear about your point. I suspect you are also.

barfo

To what are you a "staff member"? What does a global moderator do?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

To what are you a "staff member"? What does a global moderator do?

He's like James Bond but without the license to kill.

 

[MARIS61]

He's like James Bond but without the license to kill.

Does he have a license to lampoom?

 

[barfo]

To what are you a "staff member"? What does a global moderator do?

"Staff member" is just Denny's redundant way of calling me a dick.

A global moderator is the person in charge of preventing global warming.

It's a tough job but someone's got to do it.

barfo

 

[Denny Crane]

That picture was of Clinton ogling a woman at a state funeral in Israel.

The man has taste, just no class.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

who has enough class to not look at boobs?

 

[Denny Crane]

who has enough class to not look at boobs?

Everyone but Clinton.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

balderdash. everyone looks at boobs.

 

[Denny Crane]

"Staff member" is just Denny's redundant way of calling me a dick.

A global moderator is the person in charge of preventing global warming.

It's a tough job but someone's got to do it.

barfo

How is that preventing global warming thing going?

 

[Denny Crane]

balderdash. everyone looks at boobs.

On camera at a funeral?

Kind of lewd.

OK, not kind of.