Everybody wants to be the Ducks

[maxiep]

In trying to emulate Oregon, Maryland has gone off the rails with their new uniforms: http://www.washingtonpost.com/sport...ms/2011/08/22/gIQAga4kXJ_gallery.html#photo=1

The tortoise shell helmets are freaky.

 

[Mediocre Man]

I love it. The more people who emulate the Ducks, the better. I wonder what they will do to push it to the next level

 

[Natebishop3]

Someone should tell Maryland they're wearing the German flag.

 

[blazerboy30]

It is getting crazy. Even these guys are wearing the same uniforms most Duck alumni wear:

 

[3RA1N1AC]

whos paying for all these? are they sponsored by nike?

 

[Wheels]

that could offend people who work at McDonalds. That saddens me that you view yourself so much mightier

 

[julius]

It is getting crazy. Even these guys are wearing the same uniforms most Duck alumni wear:

I don't care who you are, duck fan, beaver fan or fan of another team in the pac 10, that is some funny shit right there.

 

[KevinJBonn]

It is getting crazy. Even these guys are wearing the same uniforms most Duck alumni wear:

This is a pretty good zinger...

...until I think about the fact that I'm using my Diploma as a mouse pad while looking for jobs unsuccessfully.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

This is a pretty good zinger...

...until I think about the fact that I'm using my Diploma as a mouse pad while looking for jobs unsuccessfully.

Not to mention all those ex Beaver football players "working" with sheep now days.

 

[THE HCP]

Looks like UnderArmour designed those!

 

[dpc]

I see a couple of Ducks shirts here in Fargo every day. In 2008, I didn't see one. Now I see them everyday.

 

[THE HCP]

I see a couple of Ducks shirts here in Fargo every day. In 2008, I didn't see one. Now I see them everyday.

I will not eat them with a goat....... I will not eat them in a boat.

 

[julius]

I will not eat them with a goat....... I will not eat them in a boat.

Will you eat them on the can? Will you eat them with the FAMS?

 

[mobes23]

Not to mention all those ex Beaver football players "working" with sheep now days.

Keep on talking, dildo boy. Any word on whether Budweiser is going to do a tribute to Mr. Strap-on Play Afficionado in full Duck neon regalia?

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I see a couple of Ducks shirts here in Fargo every day. In 2008, I didn't see one. Now I see them everyday.

Today Fargo, tomorrow Borup!

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Keep on talking, dildo boy. Any word on whether Budweiser is going to do a tribute to Mr. Strap-on Play Afficionado in full Duck neon regalia?

Get back to me homo sheep boy when you have 5,000 posts.





OK, OK, just a little rough jesting between friends.

 

[Nate Dogg]

For Blazer Prophet

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Keep on talking, dildo boy. Any word on whether Budweiser is going to do a tribute to Mr. Strap-on Play Afficionado in full Duck neon regalia?

whats wrong with a little strap on play? although budweiser is gross, ill give you that one

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Get back to me when you have 5,000 posts.

so lame

 

[mobes23]

Get back to me homo sheep boy when you have 5,000 posts.





OK, OK, just a little rough jesting between friends.

Your strong need to bring up sheep means one of two things:

1. You have strong love/lust for sheep, or
2. You bring up sheep knowing that I'll mention strap-on dildos because you have strong love/lust for engaging in dildo play

So which is it?

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Your strong need to bring up sheep means one of two things:

1. You have strong love/lust for sheep, or
2. You bring up sheep knowing that I'll mention strap-on dildos because you have strong love/lust for engaging in dildo play

So which is it?

OSU Beaver football players kidnapping & getting it on with homo sheep is the ultimate for all time. It is so ultimate that it needs to be continually brought to the forefront of any discussion between Duck & Beaver fans. Also, given the nature of OSU Beaver football players, it's only natural and right they should like homo sheep. I mean, when the Ducks score a TD they fans applaud politely and ask people beside the to pass the Grey Pupon. When the Beavers score a TD the men in the stands unstrap their overalls and mount each other.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

For Blazer Prophet

Well, Beaver fan, do you think the Beavers will beat Oregon in the next 10 years? I didn't think so.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Well, Beaver fan, do you think the Beavers will beat Oregon in the next 10 years? I didn't think so.

Dude!! Never discount the Beavers when it comes to the Civil War. I'm a huge Duck fan and I sure as hell won't go on the record and say the Beavers won't win one in the next 10 years.

 

[julius]

OSU Beaver football players kidnapping & getting it on with homo sheep is the ultimate for all time.

That's funny. Especially since they didn't "get it on" with the sheep, and it's a harmless prank.

whereas breaking into someones house, getting kicked off the team, punching a guy in the face on national TV or assaulting a woman? Not so funny.

It is so ultimate that it needs to be continually brought to the forefront of any discussion between Duck & Beaver fans. Also, given the nature of OSU Beaver football players, it's only natural and right they should like homo sheep. I mean, when the Ducks score a TD they fans applaud politely and ask people beside the to pass the Grey Pupon. When the Beavers score a TD the men in the stands unstrap their overalls and mount each other.

you seem a little too obsessed with the "homo sheep" thing.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

That's funny. Especially since they didn't "get it on" with the sheep, and it's a harmless prank.

whereas breaking into someones house, getting kicked off the team, punching a guy in the face on national TV or assaulting a woman? Not so funny.



you seem a little too obsessed with the "homo sheep" thing.

Gee, I dunno, Julius. I hear some strange things out of Corvallis...

Really strange things....

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Gee, I dunno, Julius. I hear some strange things out of Corvallis...

Really strange things....

I thought you heard about it from all those dates ABM is getting from Sheepslist.

 

[julius]

Gee, I dunno, Julius. I hear some strange things out of Corvallis...

Really strange things....

I'd rather hear that then assaulting women. But that's just me.

 

[Nate4Prez]

Thread should be titled "Under armor wants to be like Nike"

 

[Nate4Prez]

Well, Beaver fan, do you think the Beavers will beat Oregon in the next 10 years? I didn't think so.

You have to be shitting yourself if you think the Beavers won't win at least one game against the Ducks in 10 years. In 10 years the Beavers could be the best program in the country and the Ducks could be... the Beavers right now.

 

[mobes23]

OSU Beaver football players kidnapping & getting it on with homo sheep is the ultimate for all time. It is so ultimate that it needs to be continually brought to the forefront of any discussion between Duck & Beaver fans. Also, given the nature of OSU Beaver football players, it's only natural and right they should like homo sheep. I mean, when the Ducks score a TD they fans applaud politely and ask people beside the to pass the Grey Pupon. When the Beavers score a TD the men in the stands unstrap their overalls and mount each other.

Keep talking...there's clearly only one sheep lover here and it's you. Makes you hot and bothered doesn't it sheep boy? Just keep bringing it up so that you can re-live it? Or is it the strap-on? You want me to bring that up so that the thought of someone using a strap-on to make you feel pretty is too much? Which is it? I think it's the sheep, but only you know the truth.