F U: Warriors edition....again

[Mediocre Man]

It's about that time once again my lovelies. We have the Warriors in town to take on our beloved Trail Blazers. One thing that is obvious is that Draymond Green is a big pussy that is terrified of playing against the Big Tariff. From my spies around the league, I am hearing he saw the upcoming game and immediately went into the fetal position. But enough about that loser. Bring your insults, but be careful not to be too harsh on the city itself because you don't want any of the wrath I received last game.

Standings

blazerkor 1 +3 (7) The random Kevin Johnson hate is lovely. Fuck that guy
lawai'a 1 +2 (6) WABC's suck. Great call on that stiff
PDXFonz 1 +2 (6) Also made me laugh in real life
Mediocre Man 1 +2 (6) I am in a roast zone. Outstanding effort on my part
riverman 1 +2 (6) So salty. So good
the pruntang 1 +1 (5) Straight to the point. It's a shitty city
SlyPokerDog 1+2 (5) This made me laugh in real life
Chris Craig 1 +2 (5) This is something I was unaware of, and fucking bullshit
BoBoBREWSKI 1 +1 (4) What am I looking at? Why is this bad? Remember, your judge is a fucking idiot
SharpScooterShooter 1 +1 (4) Equality and all the letter inclusions. We, as a society, have to do better
Quatro44 1 +1 (4) Fuck subtlety. Sacramento is boring as fuck
Phatguysrule 1 +2 (3) Welcome to the game
HailBlazers (3)
kjironman (2)
Everthing Beagle (1)
Blazer Wookee (1)
Hoopguru (0)
STOMP 1 + -2 (-1) Dude....What the fuck?!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[BlazerWookee]

Oakland is San Francisco's armpit.

 

[riverman]

San Francisco Warriors is an oxymoron...they should be called the San Francisco Cannoli!
The fog should cloud their judgement and it's only a matter of time before Coach Stotts cusses out Draymond Green!
Beat em like an old musty rug on the porch! Beat em like a Michael Jackson moonwalk! Beat em like we know we can! Go Good Guys!
When your city's most famous rock band is Grateful to be dead, there has to be a reason!

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

 

[Quatro44]

I fucking hate that the Warriors shitty scrubs beat our fucking shitty scrubs in a pitiful preseason game and celebrating like they won the fucking ship. It’s time we fight back. Today we face the Warriors at our door. Today we are canceling the apocalypse. Let’s fucking go win a meaningless game.

 

[theprunetang]

 

[Mediocre Man]

Steve Kerr is the only guy who could have a starting lineup of four Hall of Famers and still look stressed out like he’s coaching a YMCA team with asthma.
This man won nine rings by being the Forrest Gump of basketball — just stumbling his bland ass into legendary teams. You didn’t build dynasties, Steve — you survived them. He talks about ‘player empowerment’ like he’s Gandhi, but let Draymond throw one tantrum and suddenly he’s that substitute teacher who gives up and turns on a movie. You know damn well if Steve had coached the 2010 Bobcats, he’d be a fucking barista right now with a podcast called ‘The Bounce Pass. His version of coaching is standing there with that constipated look like he’s trying to remember if he left the garage door open. Kerr looks like the guy who snitches on his neighbor for having grass two inches too high. You look like you have a favorite flavor of LaCroix. The only time Steve Kerr carried a team was when he picked up Jordan’s gym bag. Calm down, clipboard Jesus. Your offensive strategy isn’t innovative, Steve. It’s called: ‘Have Steph chuck it from 30 and pray to the analytics gods.
Bro thinks he’s a coaching philosopher, but you take away Steph and Draymond and he’s just Mark Jackson with better PR.
You’ve been handed more loaded rosters than a spoiled kid in MyCareer, and you still managed to lose a 3–1 lead. Sit the fuck down.

 

[Hoopguru]

Never should have moved from the Cow Palace....

 

[blazerkor]

I remember doubleheaders at The Stick. Bringing a sweatsuit for the late game to put on over the t-shirt and shorts I wore for the early game. That temperature change is a son of a bitch. So fucking hot during the day and an hour after sundown it was cold in the weirdest way, especially late summer. Fuck that shit.

Trying to find your car in the thickest fog before people had key fobs to help them in zero visibility. Fuck that shit.

Clam chowder out of bread bowls on Fishman's Warf. Fuck that shit.

Pier 39 carny rides and Alcatraz. Fuck that shit.

Pink Floyd laser shows at the Planetarium. Fuck that shit.

In all seriousness I do hate the Warriors. So for real this time... the Dubs winning 4 of the last 10 NBA titles, FUCK THAT SHIT!

 

[Chris Craig]

That there is a perfectly good prison out in the bay not being used to house this ass of a team.

 

[Pinwheel1]

So there is a game tonight, and no game thread yet? Just this?