Family calls 911 because their housecat trapped them in a bathroom.

[Natebishop3]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/family-calls-911-when-angry-fat-cat-holds-them-hostage

I'm trying to think of a scenario where a housecat could scare me enough that I would have to call 911..... I can't think of one.

 

[jlprk]

Re: Family calls 911 because their housecat trapped them in a bedroom.

Beatcha by 37 minutes.

http://sportstwo.com/threads/124304-NSFW-Stupid-Random-Thoughts?p=3281562&viewfull=1#post3281562

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Re: Family calls 911 because their housecat trapped them in a bedroom.

Only in Portland.

 

[Natebishop3]

Re: Family calls 911 because their housecat trapped them in a bedroom.

Beatcha by 37 minutes.

http://sportstwo.com/threads/124304-NSFW-Stupid-Random-Thoughts?p=3281562&viewfull=1#post3281562

This story is much too awesome to be lumped in with a huge thread.

 

[jlprk]

You think you could have your family go to sleep with a little monster screeching in anger. It had scratched your baby with its big claws and figured you deserved worse for kicking it. It had previously attacked family members.

Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters.

 

[Natebishop3]

You think you could have your family go to sleep with a little monster screeching in anger. It had scratched your baby with its big claws and figured you deserved worse for kicking it. It had previously attacked family members.

Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters.

The Ghost Busters are down a man. I don't think they could handle this.

 

[jlprk]

I should teach Mod Class. You haven't framed the thread's issues, so people won't post. What is the race of the family? Of the cat? Is this a 1%er family? Is the cat related to them by blood, or adopted? Do they live in some ritzy part of Portland like HCP, or are they respected on the street? Did they honk for Oden, or Durant? Pro-war or anti? Pro-Mo or anti? If not Mo, who?

If you flesh out your threads, you'll make the boss the big bucks. Otherwise, no secret cash for you. So get on the stick.

 

[MARIS61]

Bunch of pussies...

 

[Haakzilla]

...they should have shot it, IMMEDIATELY! All cats are evil.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Bunch of pussies...

I think it was just one pussy

 

[Haakzilla]

I think it was just one pussy

...the mom or the baby?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

...the mom or the baby?

The dad

 

[Hobbesarable]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/family-calls-911-when-angry-fat-cat-holds-them-hostage

I'm trying to think of a scenario where a housecat could scare me enough that I would have to call 911..... I can't think of one.

What a complete waste. One should be calling 911 for a real emergency.

The pet is an overweight 22-pound cat. Grab it by the scruff of the neck and take it outside. Done deal.

 

[jlprk]

Is this cat a boy or a girl? Either way, it needs a sex life. But other cats are even more scared of it than people are. Maybe a matchmaker site could find a dwarf bear. All the cats on the street need a new hobby.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

...the mom or the baby?

the cat

duh

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

I love a good large pussy story.

"Help me find the keys and we'll drive the truck out".

 

[3RA1N1AC]

my aunt had a couple siamese cats and they were mean as fuck, i mean i could snap their necks if i needed to, but it aint worth getting your face clawed up

they did this weird hissing/ moaning/ half roar shit that creeped the shit out of me

 

[Haakzilla]

Is this cat a boy or a girl? Either way, it needs a sex life. But other cats are even more scared of it than people are. Maybe a matchmaker site could find a dwarf bear. All the cats on the street need a new hobby.

...speaking of which, this psycho kitty could probably get laid here --> Portland May Get North America's First Cat Cafe