You honestly think he was being serious?
For fucks sake, the on going joke is that his wife sleeps with everyone, he can't spell, we have to define words for him (that's my personal favorite, since John and I have had plenty of conversations privately and he and I both are in on the joke), or that he's a Lakers fan, or plenty of other obvious signs that he's not actually believing this stuff or is serious about it.
The only people who take him seriously, and can't get over it, seem to be insecure or can't take a fucking joke.
You know how many times he's referred to me as a woman (and *not* because it means he thinks women are inferior, because he wants to act like he doesn't have a clue who I am)?
I don't take it seriously. Context clues.
Here are some other tips.
barfo isn't actually a pirate.
Sly isn't a dog.
Mick zagger isnt named Mick nor is he a "zagger".
I'm not the actor who played Herb Tarlek from WKRP.
Sometimes people get mad that Johns shtick interferes with their cosplaying shtick.
For the love of god, the only one who actually thinks there is some kind of beef between the two of you, is you.
Some people never learn to just ignore him or just realize it's not done with intent or malice. Instead they flame out and return under a new screen name (that literally fools no one) and are incapable of not making a mole hill into a mountain.
