FAN FROM BRAZIL

[THE HCP]

Why are you in Denver right now? Shouldn't you be Sac?

Oh now you're stalking the HCP!!!?? I am in Sac.

 

[Natebishop3]

Oh now you're stalking the HCP!!!?? I am in Sac.

Your IP says you're in Denver. Does Mrs HCP know?

 

[THE HCP]

Don't know much about IPs and all that computer talk. But another wierd one is when I am working Timbers games and we are in the tv truck on the stadium's internet..... it always says we are at University of Portland.
Can't trust that stuff. I am in my hotel room in Sac though right now.

 

[Natebishop3]

Don't know much about IPs and all that computer talk. But another wierd one is when I am working Timbers games and we are in the tv truck on the stadium's internet..... it always says we are at University of Portland.
Can't trust that stuff. I am in my hotel room in Sac though right now.

Strange. My IP is pretty close. Says I'm a couple blocks away from where I actually am.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

My cell phone constantly thinks I'm in California

 

[Natebishop3]

My cell phone constantly thinks I'm in California

Are you saying that you're not in Antioch, California right now!?!

 

[Orion Bailey]

Are you saying that you're not in Antioch, California right now!?!

What the hell is in Antioch??? I ship there about once a week, but from what I can see is it is a next to nothing place...

 

[Natebishop3]

What the hell is in Antioch??? I ship there about once a week, but from what I can see is it is a next to nothing place...

JFizzle, according to his IP.

Your's says you're downtown.

 

[Orion Bailey]

JFizzle, according to his IP.

Your's says you're downtown.

Haha. That thing doesn't work then. Im in Tualatin.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Not in antioch. I try to avoid cali as much as I can. Those bastards just continue to move up here.

 

[Natebishop3]

Yeah, I have no idea how the IP thing works.

 

[riverman]

Bem-vindo ao nosso fórum Trailblazer meu amigo. Por favor, tome a maioria destes postos totós com um grão de sal. A maioria são virgens toolbag que ainda vivem no porão de sua mãe e não tiveram contato com pessoas normais e muito menos uma mulher que não precisa ser inflado . KingSpeed é o senhor desses nerds e tirar nada do que ele diz a sério. Ainda bem que você encontrou-nos e desfrutar do seu tempo aqui! #RipCity

I got Kingspeed, nerds and Trailblazer right off the bat

 

[Denny Crane]

AGGGGHHHHH! I WILL BE IN BRAZIL! THEY SPEAK PORTUGUESE! I SPEAK A SMALL AMOUNT OF SPANISH AND A TON OF ENGLISH! I AM CONCERNED HOW I WILL SOUND TRYING TO SPEAK THEIR LANGUAGE! YOU ARE MAKING NO SENSE AND STRESSING ME OUT DENNY!!!!! GO BLAZERS FAMS!!!!!

Do you have to climb the wall to get back into the USA?

My cousins were born and raised in Brazil.

 

[Natebishop3]

Do you have to climb the wall to get back into the USA?

My cousins were born and raised in Brazil.

Someone tell Trump! Denny's here illegally!

 

[Denny Crane]

Someone tell Trump! Denny's here illegally!

Nah. My uncle was VP of Johnson and Johnson and stationed in Brazil. He was born in the USA along with 5 brothers and sisters.

 

[ripcityboy]

Alright! Wonderful to get a fellow Blazer fan from Brazil, such a great culture of music and sports. I'm a huge Flamengo fan and love the legend of Zico. Too bad he never won a World Cup. I've always wanted to go see a match at the Maracana. Hopefully one day I will be able to visit.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Curious. How many states and countries have Blazers fans?

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

The iP thing is super annoying. When I used to play Fanduel, it would try to tell me I was trying to play from a state it isn't legal to play and threatened to lock my account.

 

[Natebishop3]

The iP thing is super annoying. When I used to play Fanduel, it would try to tell me I was trying to play from a state it isn't legal to play and threatened to lock my account.

And you're getting it from your phone?

 

[Denny Crane]

HCP is my homie, but there's a new Hispanic in town and HCP seems all bothered by it.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

And you're getting it from your phone?

Yep. When I use wifi it's obviously cool. Just the mobile data

 

[Natebishop3]

Yep. When I use wifi it's obviously cool. Just the mobile data

I would ask your provider. Maybe there's a way to release your IP.

 

[THE HCP]

Denny, you are a sad sad little white man........ If I'm not mistaken, Brazilians aren't Hispanic, they are Latin. The term Hispanic comes from

I would ask your provider. Maybe there's a way to release your IP.

I released my IP in the shower this morning! #BAM

 

[Denny Crane]

Denny, you are a sad sad little white man........ If I'm not mistaken, Brazilians aren't Hispanic, they are Latin. The term Hispanic comes from

I released my IP in the shower this morning! #BAM

Why are you acting so afraid then?

 

[Denny Crane]

I would ask your provider. Maybe there's a way to release your IP.

Mobile network tutorial.

Your phone has at least three radios: bluetooth, WiFi, and cellular.

To save battery, the cellular radio for data is turned off as much as possible. When you need cellular data, the radio is turned on, connection to the network established, and "IP" set up.

Your WiFi data access is device (e.g. phone/tablet) to router via wireless radio, then to Internet over your cable modem (or whatever) wired connection. All the devices sharing your router have a local private IP, but share a single real IP as far as what the internet servers and routers see for any of your devices' data. This is because of Network Address Translation, or NAT.

The cellular network is similar, but has a WAN component. Your device gets a local private IP on the carrier's WAN. The carrier transmits your wireless data from cell tower to cell tower until one of those is connected by a wired connection to the internet. From there your data goes across the wired network until they must leave the carrier network for any other network. The leaf router on the carrier network performs NAT so all devices behind that router appear to the internet as a single shared public IP.

If the gateway/leaf router is in Indiana, it will look to the world like you and your phone are in Indiana.

If you stop using cellular data for a while, the software will turn off the radio to save battery. When the radio turns on again, you get a new random private IP.

Internet routing is non deterministic. Data to/from google.com may end up using a different leaf router than data to/from yahoo.com.

If you're using phone over WiFi, an IP geolocator will probably be right. If not, it will probably get the country right and report a location within some radius of your actual location.

 

[BrunoSOC]

Thank you so much guys! Hope the Blazers face the Clippers. I also find (very rare arround here) A Rip City T-SHIRT. I play basketball here, and i can dunk (lol its hard for brazilians, im pretty sure that american kids can dunk)

 

[OSUBlazerfan]

Def Brazil. Rocking the VIVO cell signal. Welcome

 

[BonesJones]

Thank you so much guys! Hope the Blazers face the Clippers. I also find (very rare arround here) A Rip City T-SHIRT. I play basketball here, and i can dunk (lol its hard for brazilians, im pretty sure that american kids can dunk)

How tall are you? I'm 6'5 so it's not too hard for me to dunk.

 

[PDXFonz]

How tall are you? I'm 6'5 so it's not too hard for me to dunk.

As if we hadn't already seen the pictures of you dunking with the Bungee cord and harness.

 

[PDXFonz]

I always wished I could dunk on regulation rims as a kid. I'd lower the home rim a bit and pretend I was Kobe.