Farewell FAMS........

[magnifier661]

:maris61: haha

 

[MickZagger]

He's slowly transitioning to his new handle:

FromWayDownTownBang

 

[julius]

He's slowly transitioning to his new handle:

FromWayDownTownBang

I already thought that, but no, they're not the same IP address of any of the IP addresses he's known to use (via work, or his phone).

 

[MickZagger]

I already thought that, but no, they're not the same IP address of any of the IP addresses he's known to use (via work, or his phone).

You wouldn't have gone out of your way to explain that to me unless it was really true, which it is

 

[julius]

You wouldn't have gone out of your way to explain that to me unless it was really true, which it is

yeah, and all those times that Fez would claim someone was from Minnesota, we were secretly hiding the fact he was correct.

 

[MickZagger]

yeah, and all those times that Fez would claim someone was from Minnesota, we were secretly hiding the fact he was correct.

I can sniff stuff like this out.

 

[jlprk]

Quelle mysterè. Who here is really HCP?

He can't hide his boisterous, lovable, fake persona. The most likely candidate is me.

But since that is impossible, let's approach this logically. Obviously, he's posting in this thread. I looked at the list. At the top (like 6 posts) is MAGNIFIER, then BLAZING GIANTS.

Those 2 are probably the most lovably boisterous on the whole board after me. Clearly they are the top candidates.

 

[Nikolokolus]

Sorry to see you go man. We still need to get a beer or 4 at Fire on the Mountain down the street. Send me a PM sometime and we'll work it out.

 

[dviss1]

The few who have met you say you're not really Mexican, you're a blond Swede. When you come back, change it up and develop an Oriental schtick. We've drained the Mexican jokebook dry. Or, try being an Iraqi and if that doesn't work you can be an Israeli immigrant to Sri Lanka.

Rugs are Oriental. The People are Asian.

 

[jlprk]

That's what I meant. He should reincarnate as an Oriental rug.

 

[barfo]

Rugs are Oriental.

That's ruggist.

barfo

 

[Jesus Christ Son of God]

May my father bless you and your fams.

 

[XXPrimusXX]

[video=youtube;x1jG1bity2E]

 

[KingSpeed]

If he does or can, we would have to help him out by not blowing it for him.

I'll blow it for him. Whenever he wants. He'll be back.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

HCP never liked me. I have no idea why.

 

[magnifier661]

HCP never liked me. I have no idea why.

Probably because you are an asshole?

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Probably because you are an asshole?

Now that you mention it, that explains it perfectly!

 

[jlprk]

HCP barely tolerated me. I'd lick his heels, he'd kick me in the snout, and I'd beg for a biscuit.

Vanilla, you're a good guy in my book. Not an asshole. Stop putting yourself down.

Which reminds me. Back to HCP. Then when he left I'd crap on his pillow...FAMS!

 

[maxiep]

I'll blow it for him. Whenever he wants. He'll be back.

How soon Bobby Medina is forgotten.

 

[maxiep]

HCP never liked me. I have no idea why.

Don't worry. We know why.

 

[mgb]

Finally we are rid of him!




I call BS! This is just another attention seeking ploy by HCP. Watch and see.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Does this mean Te'o is available?

 

[BigGameDamian]

[video=youtube;ifm00JEjSeo]

 

[jlprk]

HCP never liked me. I have no idea why.

Fuck HCP. I like you and that's all that matters.

Now run off and do your homework.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

OK, in all seriousness and sincerity, we shall never forget you HPC. Never.

 

[Sedatedfork]

So long. I feel like we were brothers, even if it was only eskimo brothers.

 

[Eastoff]

HCP is gone?

Time to celebrate!

 

[illmatic99]

It's not like he ever crossed the company line here. Never provided any insight or off the record stuff about the team (cuz I always wished he did, given the amount of access he had). So I doubt it was management telling him to stop. I mean, he was just an extension of Casey and Sarah on twitter, and they're both seemingly regulated by the team itself.

 

[magnifier661]

Hcp admitted to me that he is not Mexican. I forced him to leave because of his racial impurities.

 

[BBert]

It's not like he ever crossed the company line here. Never provided any insight or off the record stuff about the team (cuz I always wished he did, given the amount of access he had). So I doubt it was management telling him to stop. I mean, he was just an extension of Casey and Sarah on twitter, and they're both seemingly regulated by the team itself.

Agreed. HCP/John has never given us one tiny little tidbit of useful or inside information in all the years we've known him. I'm not even sure he knows what a basketball looks like.

So, if it was some Major League Asshole from corporate telling him to stop posting, maybe they thought he was embarrassing the franchise in some other way? Like maybe someone doesn't approve of our humor, banter, and inside jokes?

There is no way to know. But he's so gregarious and outgoing, and I truly believe he values the friendships he has here, that it is a mystery why he would leave the site.