Farewell FAMS........

[BlazerWookee]

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. We don't want our door to smell like taco farts.

 

[tlongII]

What? HPV is gone?

 

[e_blazer]

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. We don't want our door to smell like taco farts.

That reminds me, for some reason this video seems appropriate for HCP's departure:

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[Nikolokolus]

I call BS! This is just another attention seeking ploy by HCP. Watch and see.

I doubt it. With all of the restructuring of management that's gone on with the Blazers I'll bet he got a cease and desist order from one of his bosses about his presence here.

 

[tlongII]

It's been a great run.......5 years.....1 month......and 48 days.

Time for the The HCP to move on.

Basketball is my love on and off the court and being able to have a place to "talk" it has been a blast. I know I've only met a few of you in real life, but I feel like I made a bunch of friends.
Denny, thanks for throwing this party for us (and feel free to spread out my rep points to all the geeks)

You guys know how to get at me @bigjohnNEP on Twitter and Instagram.


....... Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM........FAMS!

Wouldn't that be more like 2 months and 18 days? I'm confused.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

I doubt it. With all of the restructuring of management that's gone on with the Blazers I'll bet he got a cease and desist order from one of his bosses about his presence here.

Why do people keep saying this?

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[Nikolokolus]

Why do people keep saying this?

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Because it makes sense?

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Quelle mysterè. Who here is really HCP?

He can't hide his boisterous, lovable, fake persona. The most likely candidate is me.

But since that is impossible, let's approach this logically. Obviously, he's posting in this thread. I looked at the list. At the top (like 6 posts) is MAGNIFIER, then BLAZING GIANTS.

Those 2 are probably the most lovably boisterous on the whole board after me. Clearly they are the top candidates.

Thanks for the positive thoughts, jlprk. But I'm far to smart (and white) to be confused with HCP (no disrespect, FAMS). Do you really think HCP could have written that last of your "This week's favorites"? I mean, I suppose I could be BG, and I have been pretending to be HCP all this time as my alter-ego. But alas, if nothing else, I figured my love of wine and high-end suburbs would be enough to distance from anyone confusing me with HCP.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Why do people keep saying this?

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Hey man........ when even the team dentist is out the door, there are some changes a-brewin'.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I'll blow him. Whenever he wants. He'll be back.

I'm pretty sure this offer is going to keep HCP as far away as possible, for as long as possible.

 

[Pinwheel1]

Like maybe someone doesn't approve of our humor, banter, and inside jokes?

That was my first thought. We are not exactly politically correct on this board. Who knows what someone from "legal" or "PR" freaked out about.

 

[santeesioux]

I'm pretty sure this offer is going to keep HCP as far away as possible, for as long as possible.

Man, if you get an offer like that from someone more famous than Travis Outlaw you just gotta take it!

 

[BlazerCaravan]

That was my first thought. We are not exactly politically correct on this board. Who knows what someone from "legal" or "PR" freaked out about.

It's probably either the casual racism or rampant sexism... just thinking out loud.

 

[santeesioux]

It's probably either the casual racism or rampant sexism... just thinking out loud.

Maybe it's the celebrities offering to blow their employees?

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Maybe it's the celebrities offering to blow their employees?

I'm sure that was *puts on sunglasses* tongue in cheek.

 

[santeesioux]

I'm sure that was *puts on sunglasses* tongue in cheek.

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[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I'm sure that was *puts on sunglasses* tongue in cheek.

Wait - did you just say "tongue in cheek" while discussing the current topic? Is that intended?

 

[crowTrobot]

maybe a certain apparent hot female with a blocked twitter account complained about us

 

[Nikolokolus]

maybe a certain apparent hot female with a blocked twitter account complained about us

PDXCass? You know that was a dude right?

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I think that's why he said "apparent", but I could be wrong.

 

[Nikolokolus]

I think that's why he said "apparent", but I could be wrong.

I guess you could be right. I just read it a little differently.

 

[tlongII]

PDXCass? You know that was a dude right?

But ABM had a lunch date with her!

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

But ABM had a lunch date with her!

I heard it was much more than that!

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Because it makes sense?

There seems to be absolutely no reason to think that's the case. Has this happened before? You guys just seem like conspiracy theorists.

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[Nikolokolus]

There seems to be absolutely no reason to think that's the case. Has this happened before? You guys just seem like conspiracy theorists.

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OK, you're right.

 

[e_blazer]

But ABM had a lunch date with her!

And have we heard from ABM lately?

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

And have we heard from ABM lately?

He was kidnapped and made a sex slave by her.

As to HPC, ironic that his 'swan song' thread would be his best ever.

I smell a conspiracy. Denny, what did it take to buy his silence?

 

[crowTrobot]

PDXCass? You know that was a dude right?

I knew that was the theory. I didn't know anyone confirmed it

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

He was kidnapped and made a sex slave by her.

As to HPC, ironic that his 'swan song' thread would be his best ever.

I smell a conspiracy. Denny, what did it take to buy his silence?

That's because, aside from the original post, HCP has contributed nothing to this thread. Addition by subtraction, FAMS!

 

[BlazerWookee]

That's because, aside from the original post, HCP has contributed nothing to this thread. Addition by subtraction, FAMS!

I knew there was something besides his big ol' round head that reminded me of Zach Randolph...