Funny Farrah Abraham Finally Opens Up About Flashing Everyone at Cannes

[BigGameDamian]

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/amp21059114/farrah-abraham-cannes-flashing/

Former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham had a mishap that's pretty much every person's nightmare. Like, actual nightmare. People have recurring nightmares about exactly this. At Cannes, she didn't know that the center slit on her dress was so high that she was unfortunately exposed. Of course, Farrah was mortified.

And, because everyone just expects Farrah to be a publicity-stunt seeking mess-tacular, she had to fend off claims that she flashed everyone for attention.

“That was just some made up press,” she told People. “We were in the atrium and I was so rushed and moving this huge dress and the slit just moved over.”

“And to be honest with you, nobody told me that that had happened,” she continued. “I was literally shocked when they were like, ‘Your crotch was out.’ I said to my friends, I was like, ‘Did you guys see this? Why did you not tell me about this?'”

Thankfully, Farrah was able to brush the event off.

“I was just happy it didn’t affect my friends or I,” she said of her time at Cannes. “I just really loved all the fashion there.”

And that's a beautiful thing! Bless up, Farrah and her ability to brush off some bullshit!

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

The slit just moved over. Hahahahahahaha

 

[PDXFonz]

Am I the only one who feels that based on the creasing of her dress it looks like her hand is touching and maybe moving it?

 

[PDXFonz]

She’s had way too much work done. She was attractive before all the work, now she looks elastic.

What a shame.

 

[jlprk]

Her publicity stunt failed when she forgot to wear a grocery bag over her head.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

She’s had way too much work done. She was attractive before all the work, now she looks elastic.

What a shame.

I think that's what moved the slit.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

She’s had way too much work done. She was attractive before all the work, now she looks elastic.

What a shame.

I had no idea who she was. Google Search reveals that she was hot. It is too bad. She looks terrible in comparison

 

[riverman]

I think that's what moved the slut.

fixed

 

[riverman]

Going to a world premiere event with revealing gowns sans underwear....well....this was publicity stunt 101...she could always just apply as a window model in Amsterdam..damn that woman looks hungry

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

fixed

Not nice. Misogynistic. .





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I don't know how long I can keep playing speech cop. This may be the last time.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Going to a world premiere event with revealing gowns sans underwear....well....this was publicity stunt 101...she could always just apply as a window model in Amsterdam..damn that woman looks hungry

After seeing how much surgery she had, my first "how could she not feel the breeze?" reaction may be off.

 

[julius]

if you're going commando, and wearing a dress, there's a reason.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

if you're going commando, and wearing a dress, there's a reason.

I feel bad for her. I don't necessarily believe this wasn't planned but still..

 

[riverman]

Not nice. Misogynistic. .





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I don't know how long I can keep playing speech cop. This may be the last time.

She's a porn star dude....facts are facts

 

[BlazerWookee]

Not nice. Misogynistic. .





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I don't know how long I can keep playing speech cop. This may be the last time.

Calling all women sluts is misogynistic. Calling a slut a slut is observational.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Calling all women sluts is misogynistic. Calling a slut a slut is observational.

Nu uh and I was being moronic...err, ironic...err, I was making fun of @dviss1 I remember him freaking about riverman and the bacon comment.