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Are you Fat or Bald? Both? Neither?

Im doing some research on cucks and want to see if there is any correlation.
 
3RA1N1AC said:
Are you Fat or Bald? Both? Neither?

Im doing some research on cucks and want to see if there is any correlation.
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My weight is my age x 3 and my disposition is binary. Got hair though.
 
Neither, but I do get fatter and balder as the years go on. So it's only a matter of time!
 
Fonzthecpt1 said:
Neither, but I do get fatter and balder as the years go on. So it's only a matter of time!
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I'm getting skinnier but can't get much balder. Need to shave my head, got some fuzz going on.

6'2 barefoot (no NBA shoes baloney) 322 lbs. Need to lose 60-80 more. I really don't want skin surgery but if I lose it I'll probably have to. image000000_10.jpg
 
I still have my hair, luckily. And I weigh 150. I think I'm doing fine.
 
I don't give myself to much crap about my weight. The medication which helps keep me alive has "common weight gain" side effects. I guess I could make a skinny corpse.
Amazingly I've kept my hair somehow. My uncle was really disappointment about that. He thought he was going to get even after years of being called "chrome dome."
 
Im fat. I usually shave my head bald but ill never go bald. My grandpap died with a full head of hair and it seems im doomed for the same fate. Here's to 50 years of hair cuts and a waste of time/money. Id rather spend the money on refried beans so i can fart on the @HCP s pillow and give him pink eye the next time i make him my cuck.
 
ripcityboy said:
Man. Why can't I have amazing hair. I can't even grow it long. It just curls up like some crazy German tennis stalker!
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You don't want to grow it long anyway, it gets too hot and you have to take a lot of care of it to not look like shit. I never let mine get more than a couple of inches on top anymore. I'm thinking about a buzz cut with a terribly long unkempt pube beard for the summer too, never had it that short.
 
MarAzul said:
My weight is my age x 3 and my disposition is binary. Got hair though.
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My weight is my age x 4.5 and I'm still not fat
 
bodyman5000 and 1 said:
Get your checkup scheduled regularly and you'll live forever relatively speaking. You've got the Toyota of bodies. I'm like the Dodge Cummins, powerful but falling apart all over.
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Idk man. I'm skinny too. 5'11 170lbs and my shit is falling apart too. Plus you gotta worry about osteoporosis and shit.
 
I'm 150 lbs not fat yet, but my metabolism is slowing down. Muscle is starting to turn to fat, got to get to the gym. I'm balding, well my hair is thinning quite a bit on top so I keep it short, shave my head alot so even if I'm not completely bald I'm bald rounding up. I figure if my hair is going to go might as well go with the Bruce willis instead of having stupid side fringes that rap around the back.
 
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JFizzleRaider said:
Idk man. I'm skinny too. 5'11 170lbs and my shit is falling apart too. Plus you gotta worry about osteoporosis and shit.
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Toyotas got sludge problems every so often. General rule seems to be smaller lasts longer. I sang in a retirement home in choir during middle school and I don't remember any big people
 
bodyman5000 and 1 said:
Toyotas got sludge problems every so often. General rule seems to be smaller lasts longer. I sang in a retirement home in choir during middle school and I don't remember any big people
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I am getting shorter, does that help? 6'3 -> 6'2-> 6''1
 
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