Favorite Punchlines About Basketball Players?

[playaofthegame]

mine is...Big L - "Everybody wanna be like Mike, but Mike wanna be like L" :yahoo:

 

[Fresh82]

Jadakiss - "i get bucks like milwaukee cuz like sam i can-sell

 

[Chris]

Joe Budeen - "Talk about he real, how he quick with a glock, but like Kurt Thomas he ain't good for sh*t on the block"

 

[Opal]

"I'm a big man like Dirk Duncan" :HAHAHA:It was an underground rapper goin against Reed Dollaz.

 

[BrewCityBuck]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Camby_Land @ Jul 23 2006, 07:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>"I'm a big man like Dirk Duncan" :HAHAHA:It was an underground rapper goin against Reed Dollaz.</div> :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA:

 

[BALLAHOLLIC]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>?Even with wings you never fly as me/You remind me of Kobe Bryant tryin? to be high as me (punk)/But you can?t, even if you gettin? me traded/Wherevever I?m at, I?m Puffy, you Mase and you still hated</div>Shaq about Kobe Bryant.<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>?Used to be a mad Supersonic but they fronted/Kicked to the east up in Philly now I run it.?</div>Dana Barros & Cedric Ceballos featuring Sadat X, Grand Puba & AG ?Ya Don?t Stop? (1994)

 

[Pistonfan11]

Hey Shaun Bradley gimme them inches, cause the only thing you usein them for is sittin on benches. That is Shaq in one of his raps lol.

 

[dsounG]

"Im like Magic to Kareem and you tell me I ain't worthy" Nelly - Heart of a ChampionI like that line.

 

[CelticBalla32]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Camby_Land @ Jul 23 2006, 03:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>"I'm a big man like Dirk Duncan" :HAHAHA:

It was an underground rapper goin against Reed Dollaz.</div>
LMFAO! I spotted that in the chat one night, I couldn't believe it.

 

[Opal]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Jul 25 2006, 04:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>LMFAO! I spotted that in the chat one night, I couldn't believe it.</div>Yea that was a great find by you in that chat room.

 

[CelticBalla32]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Camby_Land @ Jul 25 2006, 08:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Yea that was a great find by you in that chat room.</div>
LOL I still can't believe he actually said Dirk Duncan. :HAHAHA:

 

[BALLAHOLLIC]

"Aint no question duck when the round fly by, Im the gun like "The Answer" when they down by 5."-Quilly Millz.

 

[iFR3SHi]

Joe Budden makes some sick punchlinesAm I crazy cuz I really mean this?Or are y'all stupid and I'm really a geniusWe don't think the sameI'm like Josh Howard, I need timeout, but it'd cost the game -Joe Budden Crazy REMIX

 

[BALLAHOLLIC]

Whoa more attention than Justin and JanetHow I Midwest Swang and how I St. Louis Ram itDerrty Ent. damnit, got more bread than a samichand my wrist got more Nuggets than Carmelo and Camby

 

[The Lefty]

"The baller with the goggles like Kareem" -- Lupe FiascoThere's alot more, but I forget em

 

[BALLAHOLLIC]

You already know where my Heat stay at.I'll leave yall MIA and I aint talking where the Heat play at.-Fab.The head haunt show, staring out the third story windowOf my Beverly Hills condoWith two long ass heatsI call em Shaq and Alonzo-The Game.