Spud147
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To: DoG, c/o Joel Osteen
Megachurch Ministries
Houston, TX 06660
I thought that was The Illuminati's address... or is that the grove place where they worship owls?
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To: DoG, c/o Joel Osteen
Megachurch Ministries
Houston, TX 06660
To: DoG, c/o Joel Osteen
Megachurch Ministries
Houston, TX 06660
As I was watching some of the clips yesterday from Republican leaders floating out the secret society message (then having to walk it back when it turned out to be a joke) I thought, "Wow, they are complete morons". That's when it hit me... this whole thing is an existential crisis on my part and I must be living in something like the "Truman Show" because this can't be real. For a moment I felt a sense relief that I'd figured it out. That I was living in an "experiment" and that these people are just actors. I was very excited to come over here and share with all my friends (because I was sure you would be as relieved as I am) that this is all just fake news but then I realized you're all in on it too. Stop messing with me people and dog!![]()
Well, if Clinton emailed or texted Obama, then clearly they both need to go to jail.
But it's worse than that. I've seen pictures of them together, and not only that: Clinton was actually ON OBAMA'S PAYROLL for YEARS!
The conspiracy grows...
barfo
So uh, I'm not the only one who wants to get "secret society" tattooed on my penis am I?
Aren’t you worried “secret society” has too many letters in it to fit???So uh, I'm not the only one who wants to get "secret society" tattooed on my penis am I?

hence...the "SS" versionAren’t you worried “secret society” has too many letters in it to fit???
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Knew that joke was coming when I wrote it.. not even mad.Aren’t you worried “secret society” has too many letters in it to fit???
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Well, if Clinton emailed or texted Obama, then clearly they both need to go to jail.
But it's worse than that. I've seen pictures of them together, and not only that: Clinton was actually ON OBAMA'S PAYROLL for YEARS!
The conspiracy grows...
barfo
He was a few months from getting full retirement benefits...it cost him some money to step down now.I know it'd been "widely reported" that it was going to be in a few months, but I was under the impression it was for retirement purposes? I mean, if I retired from the Navy at 20 years, I get a pension. If I retire at 19 years and 9 months, I get nothing.
Either the "step down once retirement gate is hit" wasn't correct (could be, I don't know the man's service record), or he is going to lose everything by stepping down couple of months early (not likely), or there's some negotiated settlement ("take a garbage job for 3 months until you get to your retirement"). It doesn't matter what your last job was, retirement is based on the highest 36 months of pay you ever received.
He was a few months from getting full retirement benefits...it cost him some money to step down now.
I know it'd been "widely reported" that it was going to be in a few months, but I was under the impression it was for retirement purposes? I mean, if I retired from the Navy at 20 years, I get a pension. If I retire at 19 years and 9 months, I get nothing.
Either the "step down once retirement gate is hit" wasn't correct (could be, I don't know the man's service record), or he is going to lose everything by stepping down couple of months early (not likely), or there's some negotiated settlement ("take a garbage job for 3 months until you get to your retirement"). It doesn't matter what your last job was, retirement is based on the highest 36 months of pay you ever received.
I guess I'm not seeing the "why", there. I mean, if I listened to Mags (or as much as the liberals on my page are talking about #muellertime!) I'd think everyone's going to jail tomorrow and President Ryan or Mattis is going to be in place. But in this specific case, do gov't officials generally "step down" under the threat of arrest if they stay on their position? What would compel someone to change their mind on that, in a high-profile position like this?He's taking a "leave of absence" so he hits his 20 years (in your scenario).
His move today wasn't expected. He was expected to fully serve his time.
I guess I'm not seeing the "why", there. I mean, if I listened to Mags (or as much as the liberals on my page are talking about #muellertime!) I'd think everyone's going to jail tomorrow and President Ryan or Mattis is going to be in place. But in this specific case, do gov't officials generally "step down" under the threat of arrest if they stay on their position? What would compel someone to change their mind on that, in a high-profile position like this?