Zombie Festus Ezeli becomes a Blazer

[HailBlazers]

a buddy of mine here in the Bay Area is a Principle at a local Elementary School where Festus has shown up multiple times to read to the kiddies. Claims he's a great guy when the camera isn't rolling too. Very excited about what he's going to bring to the team & community! Prediction, besides adding a formidable rim protector to the team, IF he stays healthy he will be among the league leaders in dunks

STOMP

Character. Neil's all about it.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I'm not sure how we're going to survive the loss of Alexander's production.

Welcome to Rip City Festus!

Wow. Sad to see Cliff go. I get the move, but I think he's going to be a solid player in this league.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Will cliff still be on our summer league team?

 

[BBert]

Yeah this is a safe gambler's bet on his knees holding up.

We really only have to play him 20 min a game. More if the knees can handle it.

 

[BBert]

Wow that's a fantastic signing... Now we sit back and find out how people are pissed off about this one!

Not possible. Great signing.

 

[BBert]

Can we keep Plumlee around as insurance with that small a contract?

See how it goes. Anything is possible at the trade deadline.

 

[BBert]

Great price! Glad Quick has no freakin clue what he is talking about!

Yeah who's the dick who reported $20 mil per when Ezeli got to town?

 

[OneLifeToLive]

If he stays healthy, like this signing a lot.

 

[riverman]

Yeah who's the dick who reported $20 mil per when Ezeli got to town?

Well Quick was at the airport taking selfies

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

First Aminu, now Festus. I take it our Nigerian community must be bigger than our Hedo Turkey Glue Turkish community.

Ezeli's signing got me to thinking about how hard it's gonna be to use a picture to indicate him as a choice in the seasonal Over/Under game. Gun Smoke photos are gonna get old real fast......

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Ezeli's signing got me to thinking about how hard it's gonna be to use a picture to indicate him as a choice in the seasonal Over/Under game. Gun Smoke photos are gonna get old real fast......

 

[riverman]

Ezeli's signing got me to thinking about how hard it's gonna be to use a picture to indicate him as a choice in the seasonal Over/Under game. Gun Smoke photos are gonna get old real fast......

I've already used those twice

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

A Festus for the rest of us.

 

[riverman]

Festus Missouri

 

[riverman]

I'm going to stick with Festosterone

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

I suppose Festrogen is out of the question.

 

[Wizard Mentor]

The Frestrator.

 

[riverman]

Microbrew Fest

 

[Strenuus]

Festusval of Ezelights

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Microbrew Fest

Winter Ale Fest.

Serving Brew Town Blocks.

 

[riverman]

That was Ezeli

 

[riverman]

Oktoberfest

 

[Minstrel]

Festeroni the San Francisco Treat.

Wait, no, never mind. Too late with that one.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

That's Ezeli, Folks (Bugs Bunny voice).

 

[theprunetang]

That's Ezeli the best blocked shot I have ever seen.

 

[BBert]

Glad I didn't shit my pants like most of you fools.

The angst was never the player, or Olshey. It was the reported $20mil per and having to renounce our FAs, especially Harkless, combined with his injury history. I would have been fine with 2 years / $20mil total. 2 years / 15 mil total is obviously much much better.

 

[riverman]

Now that it's a possibility, we should let him punch Draymond Green in the nuts at least once

 

[PDXFonz]

Uncle Festus

 

[riverman]

The angst was never the player. It was the reported $20mil per and having to renounce our FAs, especially Harkless, combined with his injury history. I would have been fine with 2 years / $20mil total. 2 years / 15 mil total is obviously much much better.

I think BG was alluding to the fact that he has a unique way of shitting his pants

 

[riverman]

Festuski....the Rasta version